Last week, Antoine Dodson soared to Internet stardom with his impassioned interview on the Huntsville news (see: “They rapin’ everyone out here”). Well, the geniuses at Auto-Tune the News went to work on that clip and created the finest song about rape the world has ever heard. Yes, better than Nirvana’s “Rape Me.” Better than Stone Temple Pilots’ “Sex Type Thing.” Better even than “Hold Her Down” by Toad the Wet Sprocket.

Um, not that I have an iTunes playlist of songs about rape or anything.

Anyway, if you’re looking for more Antoine Dodson goodness, watch the video below in which a calmer, more reserved Dodson gives a follow-up interview to the news station that made him famous. Or do what I did and just watch the “Bed Intruder Song” three more times. What can I say, the lyrics just really speak to me.

[Top video via dauragon, bottom via BuzzFeed]