Tina Fey in 1995: Woof!
08.03.10
Oh, man. The Internet is a cruel, cruel place where nothing is forgotten. Below: Tina Fey, in her Second City days, shills for Mutual Savings Bank in a commercial from 1995. And get this: the close-up banner image is actually more flattering than the shots that reveal the entirety of her haircut and ensemble.
But you know what? The ’90s were an ugly time for everyone. In the interest of fairness — and a horribly misguided invitation for ridicule — I’ve included a picture of myself from that same year below the video. DO YOUR WORST. My 21st century hunkiness protects me from the slings and arrows of Internet comments.
2 HAWT:
(video from Gawker TV via NY Mag; image via years I’ve tried to forget)
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The “fake yawn” move, eh? You sly, four-eyed devil, you!
You hung out with someone who wore their letter jacket after graduation? For shame.
@CarRacer: I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty sure 1995 was before 1996.
WOOF, indeed. The early to mid ’90s were good for NO ONE, sartorially.
The Peach Pit sure was a happening place
That picture is like a lot less glamorous version of The Peach Pit or The Max. Matt is obviously the “Screech” of the group.
I should have borrowed those kicking glasses you’re sporting Matt so I could see that is a 9 not an 8.
Matt: So, uh, do you like The Spin Doctors?
I don’t know, M-Uff, based on those glasses I’d have pegged you for either a mathematician, another kind of mathematician, or a statistician.
Query: how many of those chicks did you finally bang after facebook put you back in touch with them?
No, no, no, no, no, yes.
Mathematician: no. Mathelete: yes.
I liked your performance as “Kent” in the movie “Real Genius.”
Its weird that Tina Fey looks 10 years older than she does now 15 years ago Does that make sense?
So you hung out at The Max a lot?
Jesus, did Eli Manning fuck his even more retarded looking cousin?
I need to get more button up jean shirts. That is a sharp look.
In your pic you almost have your hand on some girls tit, so its not all bad. unles that girl is your sister or cousin.
Looks like any night at the random diners in NJ i frequented during those years….except i was in a punk band and looked a lot more retarded….
Jesus, did Eli Manning fuck his even more retarded looking cousin?
Yes. Eli Manning, born in 1981, traveled back in time to impregnate his more retarded-looking (and much older) cousin, resulting in my birth three years before he was born. Ha ha ha ha. Oh man, that comment killed. Nice work.
It must have really sucked when your friend Scott accidentally shot himself.
Too chicken to tell that bitch waitress you wanted a coloring book placemat and some crayons, eh?
Hmmm, from the angle of the girl in green’s arm, it looks like she’s trying to give the guy across the table a handy.
fuck man, you are old
what’s on the little jukebox… hair bands?
i gotta admit, i got nothing
… foureyes
Is the girl leaning back into your inviting arms wearing a straitjacket?
Hey, remember when button up shirts and big glasses were cool??? Me neither…
*irons sweater vest*
Not one person in Umbros? Color me disappointed.
I guess i’m the only person that wonders what freakishly tall person took this picture? you’re all looking up at such a severe angle.
and – I think Matt looks adorable. just the kind of awkward nerd I would have banged in 1995. Of course – I was a year out of high school and a stripper in 1995. so…maybe not such a conquest.
Don’t ask don’t tell
Patrick Cassels?
I didnt know you lived near Dawson’s creek.
She looked better when she was 15 years younger than the main unfunny actor on 30 Rock (which is everyone but Baldwin and Morgan).
You look like Cillian Murphy portraying a pedophile.
And the kid in the front wearing a denim shirt…he grew up to one day host the Tonight Show.
No Hypercolor shirts = FAIL
You look like you used Clearasil. Don’t ask how I know. I just do.
I’m just jealous that Matt talked to girls in 1995.
I too had a combover at age 17.
Why is there a picture of lesbians again?
I prefer her work in 1-900-OKFACE
Did you guys just comeback from seeing Empire Records?
That bitch is a lesbian or I will eat my own pussy
Yes. Eli Manning, born in 1981, traveled back in time to impregnate his more retarded-looking (and much older) cousin, resulting in my birth three years before he was born. Ha ha ha ha. Oh man, that comment killed. Nice work.
Ya, because insults over the internet have to be 100% factually correct. Also, that picture of you looks like every single “person of interest” from Amber Alerts.
Is that George St Pierre in the bottom of your pic?
It looks like you were wearing Demi Moore’s vagina on your head.
Is the girl leaning back into your inviting arms wearing a straitjacket?
That would be a SURF STYLE straitjacket, thank you very much.
The 90s were a dark and evil time.
so, which one of those dudes were you banging? ‘cos your attempt at acting heterosexual with your gal pal, there, failed miserably.
oh, and winner:
“It looks like you were wearing Demi Moore’s vagina on your head.”
Young Peyton Manning?
More like an Old, Grown Up, FRODO BAGGINS
You look like a regular, average 90′s dude. That dude up front is the guy who really looks stupid.