Whatever.
08.31.10
As promised, ABC revealed the cast of the new season of “Dancing with the Stars,” and this is the sort of thing I have to write about even though I don’t watch the show. So let’s just get this over with.
- Previously revealed: Bristol Palin, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, David Hasselhoff, Brandy.
- Token old person: Florence Henderson.
- The Kelly Monaco Memorial Hot Chick Whose Body Gets More Ridiculous From Dancing 10 Hours a Day: Audrina Patridge.
- Overweight comic relief: Margaret Cho.
- Singer that middle-aged housewives adore: Michael Bolton.
- Doing it because his girlfriend Eliza Dushku likes the show: Rick Fox.
- Token ABC/Disney cross-promotion: Disney Channel star Kyle Massey.
- Jock: Kurt Warner.
- Not getting put in the corner: Jennifer Grey.
Awww, now I’m sad about Patrick Swayze dying all over again.
In other dancing news, lots of people are losing their minds over the footage of a dog doing a choreographed merengue (see video below). But it’s just Warming Glow’s beloved Mambo Dog in a different outfit (see this post from last November). I keep telling you people: I SEE ALL DOGS ON THE INTERNET. This blog is Ground Zero for dogs doing cool things. It’s barely about television any more. I regret nothing.
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It’s no Puppy That Can’t Roll Over, but it’ll do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L28TM48bF0
but do you follow all the dogs that twitter?
Can you ever really OWN a dog, Matt? Or does the dog own…your heart?
“This blog is Ground Zero for dogs doing cool things”
So can or can’t we build a community center near warmingglow for whatever dogma we love?
I actually OWN a dog. Vince is just a tourist.
@La Favre, Tom: I’m torn. The same day that Matt posts Meringue/Salsa dog on Warming Glow, Vince leads off with “Orson Welles Dog is confused and drunk” with a picture of a dog that looks EXACTLY like Orson Welles in these outtakes. A dog-off between Matt and Vince would be an epic battle, along the lines of Hulk Hogan vs. the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania VI.
Them’s fightin words La Favre. I sense a dog-off in the works.
I’m not saying you don’t have great dog finding skills, but c’mon, Vince at Film Drunk has the best dogs.
Here’s a pretty awful realization: The Situation is going to be on two shows simultaneously that clobber Mad Men in the ratings.
Matt, you’re being very generous when referring to Margaret Cho as “comic relief.”