“Mad Men” and “Community” actress Alison Brie is featured in the newest issue of Men’s Health, and I’ve been waiting for what seems like forever for high-resolution pictures to hit the Internet. Oh sure, I could have gone to the news stand across the street and bought the issue, but then the cashier would know I’m gay. Although it may be worth reading the article solely for the fantasies it sows. An excerpt:

At our photo shoot, her top literally fell off in front of everyone, and she just shrugged, amused, as all eyes sunk south. [source]

I think I can best write my reaction to that as “Hnnngggh!”

Let’s just get to the pretty pictures already. The first two are high-resolution, so after you click on the thumbnails, right-click and select “view image” for full size. The last two are screen caps of the video below, because what else am I supposed to do with my time?

[hi-res via bohemea]