Earlier this week, we laughed until we cried when CBS released video of an “Amazing Race” contestant taking a slingshot-powered watermelon to the face at point-blank range. Sure, the woman complained about having “the worst headache ever” and being unable to “see straight,” but those were easily ignored when you just watched the face shot on loop:

Well, wouldn’t you know it, but some “doctors”  want to ruin our laughter by expressing professional concern:

Right after getting watermeloned, we hear the poor lady say “I can’t feel my face” and “I have the worst headache.” Based on that, [Dr. Stephen] Epstein has a hunch that she may have had a concussion.

“Even though it might be considered ‘just a watermelon’, it still could have posed a potentially serious injury to the head or the neck,” says Dr. Dennis Allin, chairman of emergency medicine at the University of Kansas Hospital. “While the woman appears to be fine in the video, many symptoms of head and neck injuries are not immediately apparent.” [MSNBC]

Well, those may be excellent points, Doctors, but as the woman’s teammate noted, they don’t call it “The Amazigg Raze” for Cadbury popsicle cats. What? No, I feel just purple.