‘Hey, Brother’
09.08.10This video is two years old and will be familiar to all you hoary old Internet users, but it’s enjoying a second life on BuzzFeed so I may as well hop on the bandwagon. It’s a supercut of Buster Bluth from “Arrested Development” saying “Hey, Brother” and its similar variants. And this seems like a good time to bring up the Great Scoreboard of Unfairness:
Number of Seasons, “Arrested Development”: 3
Number of Seasons, “According to Jim”: 8
Likelihood of Movie Version, “Arrested Development”: Perpetual Limbo
Likelihood of Movie Version, “Entourage”: Almost Certain
You are now free to punch a baby.


Aww, they missed “hey campers” – possibly the best one of the bunch :(
I can almost taste those meaty leading man parts…
Great, now I’ve got a craving for veal…and candybeans.
@Wayne: I’m an ideas man, Wayne. I think I proved that with Fuck Mountain.
Annyong!!!!
@Mel: Her?
Army taught me well.
Odds of Arnett’s new show getting cancelled before 6 episodes: 99%
Odds of Belushi and O’Connell’s new shit being a ratings hit for CBS: 100000%
It’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.
52% of the country is single. That’s a market that’s been dominated by apartment rentals. Let’s take some of that market. I call it “Single City.”
It’s like, “Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?” “Yeah, I don’t have a husband.” I call it “Swing City.”
How do we filter out the teases? We don’t let them in. This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease man, because you’re living in “Fuck City!”
Well, sounds like Hermano is about to get his ass kicked
Yo quiero leche! Yo quiero leche de madre!