Take Your ’90210′ Day and Shove It
09.02.10I was pretty clear yesterday about how I think this “9/02/10 Day” is nonsense and a waste of time, but in case anybody missed the memo: TAKE YOUR FOND MEMORIES OF THE NINETIES AND SHOVE THEM DIRECTLY UP YOUR ASS.
Listen, people. “90210″ sucked. It sucked at drama as much as “Saved By The Bell” sucked at comedy. The story lines were lame, the acting was only okay, the clothes were an abomination, and the actors playing high school students looked ancient even by Hollwood’s skewed standards. You know what “90210″ is? It’s “The O.C.” if “The O.C.” had worse writing, less attractive actors, and went on for ten years instead of four. The only other difference is that you were younger when “90210″ was on.
I understand that people remember it fondly, and that’s fine. But you know who else spent half of their lives telling us about their great memories? The Baby Boomers. And everyone hates that assh*le generation.
I enjoy reminiscing about things I like, too, but I’m not about to dedicate an entire day to how I masturbated to Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” video.

ONLY 1 WEEK UNTIL NFL KICKOFF!!!!!
The 90′s was the best point in human history. It had the fashion (cross colors and skidz), the television (Cop Rock, Saved by the Bell, Saved by the Bell the College Years, Saved by the Bell the New Class), the music (Limp Bizkit, Gin Blossoms).
Eh…well, at least it’s the decade I lost my virginity.
I never watched that show, any show that reminds me that I wasted my looks pisses me off. Now on the current list: Community, Glee and Dog the Bounty Hunter
I don’t have a problem with pop culture and TV blogs talking about it, but there are way too many sports blogs playing with it today.
Brenda > Kelly
I would watch a show with OMG cat and Luke Perry being roommates and going on adventures.
When Luke Perry was asked how he felt about it, he said “If your order appears correct on the screen, please pull foward to the first window.”
I’m just trying to remind everyone that their memories aren’t special.
You’re right on pretty much all accounts, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t still to this very day fuck Jenny Garth until my dick looked like Aaron Spelling’s neck.
As shitty as “90210″ was, I’m pretty sure the new “90210″ is even shittier.
This made me think of an idea… a retro 90′s channel where they show softcore porn movies 24 hours a day, but all squiggly.
I wonder if Brian Austin Green ever wonders what his life would be like today without that show. He probably does, then shudders, and then goes and fucks Megan Fox a few times to clear the bad thoughts away.
Hey, you brought this on yourself by pointing it out yesterday. Fuck, you even gave us that handy Color Me Badd clip for double 90′s retard points.
*fails at HTML as a result of literally being blind with rage*
I’m pretty sure you used the wrong verb tense for ‘masturbated.’
I’m not about to dedicate an entire day to how I masturbated to Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” video.
Not again, you mean.
<i.Listen, people. “90210″ sucked. It sucked at drama as much as “Saved By The Bell” sucked at comedy.
*blood rushes to face, steam shoots out ears*
someone’s a real grump today.