Sons of Anarchy (FX) — The long-awaited Season 3 premiere. I say that this is one of the three best shows on television, along with “Breaking Bad” and “Mad Men.” That means the esteemed Alan Sepinwall must be right, because he says the same thing in his early (and very positive) review of Season 3. (pre-Lobster Dog image credit goes to Dominique Van Steeden)

Louie (FX) — Season finale. I was going to be sad about this season ending, but “SOA” returning really takes that sting away. (As does last week’s episode about God — I’ve been a huge proponent of the show all along, but that episode was too dark without the redemptive final scene of the bully episode.)

White Collar (USA) — Summer finale. This is on at the same time as “Sons of Anarchy,” and therefore does not exist.

UPDATE to the Crying Don Draper meme: Reader Stephen points out that Sad Don Draper now has his own single-serving Tumblr page that includes several commenter contributions to Warming Glow’s original post. I really just wanted to point this out because I love Grimey’s Dawson & Draper image.