Watermelon Girl Speaks!
09.28.10“The Amazing Race” debuted on Sunday, and it featured the glorious clip of Home Shopping Television host Claire Champlin misfiring a watermelon directly into her face. So what happened to her? Did she die? Is she paralyzed? Does she have a newly developed phobia of watermelons? The answers to those questions are no, no, and apparently not. EW has more:
“I just think it was a freak accident,” Champlin [said]. “Everybody said if I tried to do it again, there is no possible way I could.”
That’s what makes it so beautiful.
“I’m not even going to attempt it. I thought I was going to go down in history for so many other things. But if the watermelon is my claim to fame, I guess I’m just going to take it and run with it. A watermelon, it can’t hold me back.”
You go, girl! Don’t let watermelon hold you back! Also, in the future, please don’t say things where the only thing I can think to say is a racist joke.

She must have been coughing up seeds for a week… kinda like your mother after the gangbang.
*flips down welding mask, turns on flamethrower, writes “YA BURNT” in flames on wall*
If that melon was a few feet lower her other lips would have been sore.
I’d still hit that. I mean with my fists though. Apparently she can take a punch.
I would imagine it was like getting a facial from Peter North. But with less seeds.
I can’t believe she was so upset and emotional just because she got hit in the face with a watermelon. Sack up, crybaby. Jeez, Amazing Race really knows how to pick a ninny.
What, no “Melon Bukkake” comments?