What’s On 2nite: Futurama, Football
09.02.10Hey folks, I’m a little worn out (hence the snoozing Shiba Inu via Cooldogs). Between the James Lee craziness yesterday, the squirrel bonanza, and the KSK mailbag, I’ve spent a little too much time on the computer over the last 30 hours. So the listings are a little bare tonight; feel free to peruse TV Guide and add your own highlights in the comments.
Futurama (Comedy Central) — Season finale. It’s also the show’s 100th episode.
Jersey Shore (MTV) — We enter Week 3 of Anonymous Lettergate. Also, because we need to be reminded of its greatness, let’s have one more look at the JWoww tit-squeezing GIF wall.
Project Runway (Lifetime) — People make dresses.
College Football (ESPN) — Southern Miss at South Carolina and the other USC at Hawaii. If you haven’t seen it, please read Spencer Hall’s terrific piece at EDSBS about life, death, and football. I’m going to feel the exact same way a week from today when the Saints play the Vikings.


What Taco said.
Everyone can pinpoint exactly when the Simpsons started to suck, but they fail to realize the reason it happened then is because that’s when all the talent switched over to Futurama.
Uff, Futurama was just as good back in the day as it is now. It’s a ratings success now because it’s not scheduled to air on Sundays at 7pm and constantly bumped by football and NASCAR, while The War at Home airs at 8:30 untouched.
That’ll do devildog. That’ll do.
Also on tonight, “Stan Lee Superhumans.” The crew follows me as I maintain an erection through almost 3 Jamesons. Don’t act like your not impressed.
And of course, the Squidbillies.
Towson vs. IU (Big Ten Network)- Thousands of students sit 300 feet outside the stadium chugging gallons of vodka and showering eachother with beer whilst pondering their sexual partner for the evening. Meanwhile I sit on my couch crying, wishing I was still in college.