Lone Star (Fox) — Creator Kyle Killen’s most recent effort to save the show was interviewing himself on the Daily Beast. Personally, I didn’t think last Monday’s premiere was as great as all the critics said it was. I mean, it’s better than most new shows, it had good music, and I’ll watch anything with “Friday Night Lights” alumna Adrianne Palicki… but I’m not going to miss it when it’s gone.

Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Hey Kyle Killen, wanna know why your life’s work is about to get tossed in the garbage? Two hours of minor celebrities doing the jive and quickstep.

Hawaii Five-0 (CBS) — I watched the premiere last week. It’s everything you’d expect of a CBS drama at 10 p.m.: there’s a naval officer, cops, a blandly handsome leading man, and a pretty girl but no sex. It’s the NCISiest CSI-like Hawaii-based show on television, hands down.

Teenage Paparazzo (HBO) — You lost me at “directed by Adrian Grenier.”

Scream Queens (VH1) — Season finale. I caught an episode of this on an airplane this summer. I’ve seen better acting in porn.

Monday Night Football (ESPN) — Packers at Bears. As usual, please stop by Kissing Suzy Kolber to enjoy the live-blog. “KSK: come for the live-blogs, stay for the gay pictures of Ufford.”