I don’t know, people. I don’t know what’s happening here. I don’t know which Asian country is responsible for this, I don’t know what product this commercial is advertising, and I don’t know why someone thought faces painted on fat guys’ bellies would be an effective way to move product. All I know is that these:

…will be replacing the giant Easter Island heads that chase me in my nightmares.

(thanks, kind of, to Tucker for the tip)