Forecast: Hard, Throbbing Rain
10.22.10
“Well folks, the last week of hot, humid weather has been a long tease leading up to this strong front thrusting from the northeast. Texas has been begging for a shower, and we’re gonna get big globs of rain all over our hot state. ALL. OVER. IT. Ooh yeah, we’re gonna take it and like it.”
(Video below, via The Internet Today. Thanks to Richard [Dick?] for the tip — just the tip!)
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Can we still refer to it as “Mother” Nature? She looks pretty well endowed to me.
Cloudy with a chance of thunder cock.
This is actually my hometown news station. Doesn’t surprise me.
Oh yeah, and uhh, penis.
Hopefully this storm doesn’t get excited and head northwest. That would be a big one!
Cum on, Mexico.
If Mexico wasn’t asking for it then they shouldn’t have slipped Texas the Spanish Fly.
So I guess Arkansas is the taint?
As you can see, this weather system is really bearing down on Mexico, turning their cool, dry fronts, into moist, warm fronts. Dripping, warm, front. HOT, SOAKING MEXICAN FRONTS.
Oh, that’s a weather vein.
“Be on the lookout for a large pooling of cum-ulus clouds.”
“AFTERNOON T-STORMS” would make for an extremely painful and odd dick tattoo.
That steamy air is hitting the right spot.
ARE YOU READING THIS LENORE? ARE YOU?
It’s too bad this graphic wasn’t graced with one of the hot weather gals that half the news stations have.
based on the screencap, looks like Mr. WeatherBoy sure knows how to tickle a bag….
Looks like it’s playing “just the tip” with Mexico.
Also, it should be an Afternoon Delight Storm, amirite?
/ducks
and the temperature is, you guessed it, 69 degrees.
That arrow poking the balls looks painful.
It’s blowing hard from the Northeast on that map.
I get it – it looks like a penis. Well played!
Everything is bigger in Texas.
Weeather man Nick Manning grunted:
YEEEEAH! Dropping f*ckin’ loads!