You’re livin the dream, holmes. When I fail to secure law-related employment, I plan on doing the same thing.
11.18.10 at 11:47 am
Julio
aye aye eye, los boobies est muy grande!
P.S. More please!
11.18.10 at 11:47 am
Otto Man
Do I have to be named Bob to comment?
Fuck it, I don’t care. Well done.
11.18.10 at 11:47 am
ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos
“So, this is my life, huh? Four years of studying history and political science at a top-tier university, and a military career that included the longest inland assault in Marine Corps history, and now I’m responsible for sharing pictures of jiggly boobs? Looks like all that hard work paid off.”
I’d love to comment, Matt. But, I’m a little, um, preoccupied.
11.18.10 at 11:48 am
Tim Was Tim
Dios mio!
11.18.10 at 11:50 am
Enrico Pallazzo
And this is why Modern Family is the best sitcom on TV and not Community. They showcase tits while Community covers up Alison’s.
11.18.10 at 11:50 am
Matt
Oh, and thanks to Kyle for the GIFs.
11.18.10 at 11:50 am
Will Leitch's Unfinished Novel
I watched this episode with the little missus last night, and let’s just say every time Saint Sofia came on, the wife was staring daggers at me.
/didn’t care
//Sofia makes my pants more than a little uncomfortable
11.18.10 at 11:52 am
Will Leitch's Unfinished Novel
Also, Al Bundy’s line about “roving death squads and drunk uncles” was a classic.
11.18.10 at 11:56 am
Otto Man
When I fail to secure law-related employment, I plan on doing the same thing.
Being an inmate counts as “law-related employment,” right?
11.18.10 at 11:57 am
La Schmoove
Hey, did matt say something? I kinda zoned out after “boobs”.
11.18.10 at 11:58 am
Stinky Pete
Uff, I want to thank you for your selfless service to our great nation.
Oh, and also for the whole Marine thing, that was bad-ass.
11.18.10 at 11:59 am
iwontrememberthis
I see Kyle bootlegs his TV from the same place I do.
11.18.10 at 12:04 pm
donturtuccio
crap… I’m studying history and political science at a state university…
/starts looking for jobs at Pizza Hut
11.18.10 at 12:06 pm
Leapin Lizards
//puts on La Cucaracha and watches gifs for 5 straight minutes
11.18.10 at 12:29 pm
BIGTALLJERK
When I watched the episode I KNEW the gifs would be coming.
And now… so am I.
11.18.10 at 12:34 pm
JPHB
Love it, but please slow that shit down Baywatch style. This is also a reminder why the creator of DVR is the greatest human EVER. Slow-mo rewind, pause,slow-mo forward, pause, slow-mo rewind, pause, slow-mo forward (and repeat 972 times).
11.18.10 at 12:41 pm
Homo Erectus
Boobs are the inalienable right for which you’ve fought and for which all service men fight, or at least that was the official story during the Dont Ask Don’t Tell era. Now we fight for freedom or something like that. Gip.
11.18.10 at 12:43 pm
Smegga
@Enrico – Annie is pretty young, we try not to sexualize her so much.
11.18.10 at 1:41 pm
stf
Please don’t make this a male only site. I’ve so many sites with fun content to boob showing for dudes and its getting annoying. For every boob you show, you must show at least one puppy.
11.18.10 at 1:42 pm
stf
l’ve lost*
11.18.10 at 1:50 pm
Spatula
To quote Tigger: “They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy wonderful things.”
/Written from a 10′ x 7′ windowless, cement block office
//Higher education really paid off for me
11.18.10 at 2:40 pm
Tim Was Tim
stf, STFU.
11.18.10 at 3:04 pm
MaineAsshole
She also has a 20 year old son in college. I suppose his buddies are eagerly anticipating the next parents’ weekend.
11.18.10 at 3:08 pm
Reggie Bush's Pimp
The world needs less lawyers and more purveyors of boobs.
You are doing the Lord’s work.
11.18.10 at 4:46 pm
nilmot
Oh Matt, you shouldn’t have. You’re the best ex-marine blogger a boy could ask for.
11.18.10 at 5:25 pm
Observerwwtdd
I have never been one to objectify women……..
….but Sofia really should consider doing nude scenes….
…it’s an obligation to humanity..
11.18.10 at 6:07 pm
el dudarino
number 5. definitely.
/loves boobs
11.18.10 at 7:15 pm
evan
ah sofia! i’ve loved her since i discovered la fuera de seria on univision in 1994. how she can be so fucking hot 16 yrs later is proof of divine providence. what a babe.
11.18.10 at 11:08 pm
Vince FilmDrunk
SLOWER, DAMN YOU1
11.19.10 at 10:31 am
Trout
When the GIFs first load up they (for me) go in super slo-mo. THAT’s the speed they need to be in.
Please?
11.19.10 at 12:01 pm
100%
Well guys. I guess its time to tell the world Jesus is back
11.19.10 at 1:12 pm
Sweater Kittens Inspector
I See God!
11.20.10 at 12:43 am
KoldShadow
*SMH* . . . that’s the first time I’ve used that acronym with what I HOPE is a perceived amicable connotation. Her 1998 calendar pictures (and VIDEOS OMFG) are some of the best essence captures of any woman I’ve ever seen, and it’s like, she’s ALMOST just as hot, 12 years later. I wasn’t even monkey spanking back when that Calendar (and the VIDEOS OMFG) came out . . . she’s the hottest woman alive, IMO, and has been since she made the critical decision to leave Dental School and make it a little easier (or HARDER, depending on how you perceive it . . . LMAO) to be a picky, single guy with an internet and computer. If Ed O’Neil wasn’t in all of these GIF’s . . . *FAP* would unfold! lol
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God Bless you sir.
Ah. There it is. Slainte!
You’re livin the dream, holmes. When I fail to secure law-related employment, I plan on doing the same thing.
aye aye eye, los boobies est muy grande!
P.S. More please!
Do I have to be named Bob to comment?
Fuck it, I don’t care. Well done.
“So, this is my life, huh? Four years of studying history and political science at a top-tier university, and a military career that included the longest inland assault in Marine Corps history, and now I’m responsible for sharing pictures of jiggly boobs? Looks like all that hard work paid off.”
I’d love to comment, Matt. But, I’m a little, um, preoccupied.
Dios mio!
And this is why Modern Family is the best sitcom on TV and not Community. They showcase tits while Community covers up Alison’s.
Oh, and thanks to Kyle for the GIFs.
I watched this episode with the little missus last night, and let’s just say every time Saint Sofia came on, the wife was staring daggers at me.
/didn’t care
//Sofia makes my pants more than a little uncomfortable
Also, Al Bundy’s line about “roving death squads and drunk uncles” was a classic.
When I fail to secure law-related employment, I plan on doing the same thing.
Being an inmate counts as “law-related employment,” right?
Hey, did matt say something? I kinda zoned out after “boobs”.
Uff, I want to thank you for your selfless service to our great nation.
Oh, and also for the whole Marine thing, that was bad-ass.
I see Kyle bootlegs his TV from the same place I do.
crap… I’m studying history and political science at a state university…
/starts looking for jobs at Pizza Hut
//puts on La Cucaracha and watches gifs for 5 straight minutes
When I watched the episode I KNEW the gifs would be coming.
And now… so am I.
Love it, but please slow that shit down Baywatch style. This is also a reminder why the creator of DVR is the greatest human EVER. Slow-mo rewind, pause,slow-mo forward, pause, slow-mo rewind, pause, slow-mo forward (and repeat 972 times).
Boobs are the inalienable right for which you’ve fought and for which all service men fight, or at least that was the official story during the Dont Ask Don’t Tell era. Now we fight for freedom or something like that. Gip.
@Enrico – Annie is pretty young, we try not to sexualize her so much.
Please don’t make this a male only site. I’ve so many sites with fun content to boob showing for dudes and its getting annoying. For every boob you show, you must show at least one puppy.
l’ve lost*
To quote Tigger: “They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy wonderful things.”
/Written from a 10′ x 7′ windowless, cement block office
//Higher education really paid off for me
stf, STFU.
She also has a 20 year old son in college. I suppose his buddies are eagerly anticipating the next parents’ weekend.
The world needs less lawyers and more purveyors of boobs.
You are doing the Lord’s work.
Oh Matt, you shouldn’t have. You’re the best ex-marine blogger a boy could ask for.
I have never been one to objectify women……..
….but Sofia really should consider doing nude scenes….
…it’s an obligation to humanity..
number 5. definitely.
/loves boobs
ah sofia! i’ve loved her since i discovered la fuera de seria on univision in 1994. how she can be so fucking hot 16 yrs later is proof of divine providence. what a babe.
SLOWER, DAMN YOU1
When the GIFs first load up they (for me) go in super slo-mo. THAT’s the speed they need to be in.
Please?
Well guys. I guess its time to tell the world Jesus is back
I See God!
*SMH* . . . that’s the first time I’ve used that acronym with what I HOPE is a perceived amicable connotation. Her 1998 calendar pictures (and VIDEOS OMFG) are some of the best essence captures of any woman I’ve ever seen, and it’s like, she’s ALMOST just as hot, 12 years later. I wasn’t even monkey spanking back when that Calendar (and the VIDEOS OMFG) came out . . . she’s the hottest woman alive, IMO, and has been since she made the critical decision to leave Dental School and make it a little easier (or HARDER, depending on how you perceive it . . . LMAO) to be a picky, single guy with an internet and computer. If Ed O’Neil wasn’t in all of these GIF’s . . . *FAP* would unfold! lol