As “Bleep My Dad Says” has proven, no other network can take cool stuff on the Internet and turn it into a crappy TV show quite like CBS. This video here imagines an all-Internet lineup on CBS, starting with Antoine Dodson as an auto-tuned cop in “Intruders” and followed by a couple more shows that I won’t spoil for you.

While this is a pretty funny video, I’m afraid that it may be a sad glimpse into our future. The Internet is a sprawling wild-growth forest of ideas, and it’s only a matter of time until TV rapes the land like a Brazilian logging company. Just wait: LOLcats will be a cartoon, Keanu Reeves will play a sad version of himself in a meta-documentary, “The Big Bang Theory” will have an entire episode about Auto-Tune, and Lobster Dog will be ruined when Spike TV turns him into a total douchebag.


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