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A new teaser trailer for HBO’s “Game of Thrones” debuted before “Boardwalk Empire” last night (video below), and it looks like the show is going to be a pretty faithful adaptation of George R.R. Martin’s popular fantasy books.

Which is to say: I’m about halfway through the first book in the series, and I recognized most of the scenes shown in the trailer — you’ve got your basic punitive decapitation, a warrior who marries a 13-year-old girl, a lot of swordplay, some incest between twins (TWINCEST!), and a dwarf getting arrested. Reminds me of my last family reunion. (Awesome party, by the way.)