‘Tons of F**king Sequins!’
11.16.10Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, meet your new king. Antoine Dodson had a nice run, but there’s a new gay man on the local news to be auto-tuned, and he LOVES sequins.
This news report comes from King 5 in Seattle, and it starts out as the dullest news story ever made: it’s about people shopping at Goodwill’s annual designer event. But then our intrepid reporter goes for the man-on-the-street interview, plucks Eyebrows McSleeveless from the crowd, and asks him what he’s doing. “Tons of f*cking sequins!” is his natural response on live television, because — let’s face it — he’s doing tons of f*cking sequins. I know it’s wrong to swear on live TV, but I think he deserves a pass. Let he who has not been euphoric about an influx of sequins cast the first stone.
[BuzzFeed]
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I think I caught the aids just watching that.
Was that George Michael? Shouldn’t he be slumped behind a steering wheel somewhere?
Eyebrows McSleeveless is the name of
my indie bandthe protagonist in my NASCAR slash fiction.he has a lisp. that’s strange.
wait till he tries to get semen out of sequins
“What are you calculating?”
“Tons of Fibonacci sequence!”
You load 16 tons of fucking sequins, and what do you get?
Uh . . . laid in the Castro, I suppose.
Hoo boy……
“What are you thinkng about?”
“Tongues on Ryan Seacrest.”
Cut-off t-shit aside, that “man” is no Antoine Dodson.
This guy probably bedazzles his nutsack.
See, we told you it gets better.
Uh, yeah. I know this guy. Not surprised at all.