69 Seconds of Zombie Ownage
12.13.10
This is outstanding: a supercut of every zombie death from the first season of “The Walking Dead,” created by my new favorite person, Eric Linn (video below). It is 69 seconds of pure, unfiltered ZOMBIE OWNAGE. If there’s a downside to this video — and there isn’t — it’s that it only has the active zombie kills, which means we don’t get to enjoy the battered wife taking a pickax to her husband’s head (we do, thankfully, get the famous ax to the head).
Of course, nothing awesome can exist without a nerd nitpicking it, and in this case the jackhole is a YouTube commenter who says that the last zombie beheading isn’t technically a zombie death, because the brain has to be destroyed. GLAYVIN! Hey nerds, shut up. I’m trying to enjoy some decapitation over here.
[io9 via The Daily What]
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Meanwhile I’m making a supercut video of the four hours of The Walking Dead where people talking about their feelings
YES.
Excellent way to start the day.
In the first post of 12/13/10 the expression “Glavin” was used without the prerequisite “Hoyvin” and was spelled with a superfluous y. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic glavin or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
/puffs inhaler
69!
Dramatic re-enactment of that Youtube commenter trying to explain to me what does and what does not constitute a zombie death: [twitpic.com]
Pick-ax wife made me vomit when she talked about her love for her vibrator. Uncalled for.
This guy is an incredible shot…hitting zombies between the eyes from 10-15 yards holding a .45 one-handed while on the run. I bet most trained marksmen couldn’t hit zombie center mass from 10-15 yards. Or maybe I shouldn’t argue that a zombie killing show is not very realistic. Mom! Someone’s at the door!
Not every one, at all. Merle on the roof. The black guy left in the first episode shooting them all but his wife. Sure there are others.
/i am a tremendous loser
//so ashamed for even posting this