This Chick Seems Cool
12.01.10Here’s Renee Kohn of “San Diego Living” (CW affiliate San Diego 6) demonstrating her unique use of a turkey caller. And without giving too much of the video away, let’s just say that I’d give her something to “gobble gobble.”
And with that, let’s go to my daily check list:
☑ Cheap sexual innuendo
☑ Cat/dog Photoshop
♺ Start drinking
Looks like it’s time for lunch. Waiter, I’ll have the soup of the day.
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I would stuff her like a turkey.
At least you found some neat little clip art dealies. Shit, take the rest of the day off.
I’d tickle her giblets.
Hey everybody! Let’s all go to San Diego! And hunt! Turkeys!
Why does the “start drinking” checkbox display 26 over 78 for me? Is that the vermouth:bourbon ratio you use for your Manhattans?
Something something make her waddle something.
(*goes back to studying for finals*)
Save me some leftovers…. I meant the whiskey soup, you perverts.
You be the turkey, I’ll do the stuffing.
I’d like to run the wishbone on her.
/Barry Switzer sucks!
I’ll provide her with some gravy.
/points to crotch
I’d chop off her head and eat her out.
That first guy’s a pretty good fluffer.
I’d like to have sex with HER mouth…
Wait, I don’t think I’m doing this right.