Corgi Snub! In-Depth Analysis of the 2011 Puppy Bowl Lineup
01.26.11 at 11:05 am
Homo Erectus
There’s at least one Corgi Mix in there. You aren’t a seperatist, are ya?
01.26.11 at 11:06 am
Enrico Pallazzo
I would love to watch a bulldog and a golden retriever get it on. That had to be some clumsy doggystyle.
/by the way, this is the best post ever
01.26.11 at 11:07 am
Rebecca
Only 4 corgi puppies for Big Red? But his austere demeanor! That adorable black muzzle! The soulful eyebrows! I demand a recount.
01.26.11 at 11:09 am
wehavehair
Worth the wait, sir. Worth the wait.
01.26.11 at 11:12 am
Taco_Jones
This is exactly the type of in depth analysis I expect leading up to the big game.
01.26.11 at 11:12 am
dachshund
Damn, you’re tough on these cute furry friends!! You’re the East German judge!
01.26.11 at 11:13 am
Mel Got Served
I can’t believe you’re hating on CB, who is adorable, and giving Charlie more Corgis. I’m also a fan of Lindy who is both haunting and kinda cute.
Oliver obviously wins because he’s doing that anal gland shuffle that is weird yet hilarious.
01.26.11 at 11:15 am
Franklin
I assume it would take an actual Corgi to get the rare five-Corgi ranking.
01.26.11 at 11:15 am
Danger Guerrero
WHAT’S WITH THE FUCKING SLIDESHOW ASSHOLE?
Seriously though, this post is beautiful. You should take your laptop to some really nice steakhouse, show it to the waiter, and see if you can get your meal comp’d.
@Mel Got Served — Welp, looks like I’m gonna have to do a follow-up.
01.26.11 at 11:21 am
Mel Got Served
SO MANY PUPPIES
01.26.11 at 11:30 am
BOB
Charlie looks like what Charlie from Sunny would look like in dog form
01.26.11 at 11:39 am
Smegga
I had a Yorkie once as my girlfriend rescued him from a house she was redesigning.
Anyway, this dog was yappy and tiny but I loved the hell out of him. If we left the window open and he saw the neighbour’s dog, he was off and attached to it’s throat. We lived next door to a Great Dane at the time.
So Yorkies do have huge balls Matt.
01.26.11 at 11:56 am
Burnsy
Calvin gets bonus points for peeing on the logos of your least favorite teams.
01.26.11 at 11:56 am
badhatharry
I find their lack of Basset Hounds to be nothing short of breedism.
01.26.11 at 11:56 am
Svarog
My 11 week old puppy is better than any of these.
01.26.11 at 12:04 pm
Jtpearl
Wow, my love for the site has dropped a couple notches after your mini-rant about cocker spaniels. I mean, this is till in my top 5 fav sites, just not top 3 anymore.
01.26.11 at 12:07 pm
Clawledge
Hank Basset Hounds drop onside kicks in the big game.
01.26.11 at 12:08 pm
Zack
This was everything that Greendale’s Puppy Parade was supposed to be.
01.26.11 at 12:12 pm
LaFavre
I have a Border Terrier like Calvin. When my dog looks like that he wants to play, eat, poop or is sizing up prey.
01.26.11 at 12:28 pm
Bobby Big Wheel
Fitting that Booda takes the Middle Path to get 2.5 out of 5.
01.26.11 at 1:03 pm
John Doe
I think I’ve provided your page with something like 100 clicks today.
01.26.11 at 1:08 pm
Kevin
cocker spaniels deserve a higher rating on the corgi scale
01.26.11 at 1:11 pm
Aeyo's Cot
Two Face is rock solid. Damn your grading on a curve.
01.26.11 at 1:35 pm
2 Snaps And A No Way
Can’t believe you remember Belle and Sebastian. That was my favorite show as a kid. But I think that was a poor perfomance for the husky. I just got my second husky (9 weeks old) and there’s cuter ones out there.
01.26.11 at 1:52 pm
Bear DaDog
This pup looks more like a Black and Tan Coonhound, eh?
01.26.11 at 2:25 pm
Mo Charlo
According to Animal Planet, Amy (the dog in the banner pic) “loves a good facial.”
Why did they write that? What does “facial” mean to dogs? Licking faces?
01.26.11 at 2:27 pm
Coconut 3000
The Pitbull should naturally have gotten a 3 on the Pitbull scale which is equal to 25,000 Corgis.
01.26.11 at 3:07 pm
Vince Wilfork You
I disagree with you on Pomeranians being acceptable small dogs… my friend had one growing up and all the fluffy in the world couldn’t make up for how yippy that thing was. When we went swimming in a lake one summer, I thought a rat was trying to get on our raft until I realized it was that damn “dog”. Terrible.
01.26.11 at 3:07 pm
SV
I have a husky border collie mix, who may be the cutest, smartest, and laziest dog to have ever lived.
01.26.11 at 3:25 pm
Homo Erectus
Smegga, is “redesigning” a metaphor for burglarizing?
01.26.11 at 3:27 pm
Homo Erectus
My new mutt, by the way, whom I’ve owned a full 7 days as of today, is a Pug/Chihuahua mix, which sounds horrible on paper but is adorable. I should have named him Houdini, because that dog can escape anything!
01.26.11 at 3:28 pm
blugh
Fuck corgis, ugly and worthless.
01.26.11 at 4:20 pm
Jolene
I was with you and thinking that you and I must be dog opinion soul mates until you said that labs are cuter than boxers. The boxer dog owns my soul. (Something about their smushed noses and funny sneeze gets me every time!)
01.26.11 at 4:49 pm
JBeks
@blugh
I hope you are ready to be crucified by every member of this webzone.
01.26.11 at 4:52 pm
independentmuff
Bulldog and Lab?
“Guess they used some kind of lubricant”*
With apologies to National Lampoon
01.26.11 at 5:17 pm
Go Wings
Nice opinion, but you can’t seriously think Shih Tzus are that terrible. No one is that bad of a person.
01.26.11 at 5:57 pm
Smegga
@Homo Erectus – Not really. It’s more like renovating, but you get to steal money from stupid homeowners by doing it.
01.26.11 at 6:05 pm
Coach
My cocker spaniel is black and tan…which means he has brown eyebrows…does that make him suck a little less in your misguided opinion of cocker spaniels?
01.26.11 at 7:12 pm
christoff
I worked in an animal hospital / (mostly dogs) as a teen and no dogs were bigger asshole’s than Cocker Spaniel’s. They get rated “ugly cat” in my world.
Also: pomeranian’s cuteness is really hindered by the fact that they never shut the hell up. Too much credit above.
This bowl needs more hound dogs.
01.26.11 at 7:18 pm
Franklin
I totally should have tried to get my puppy in the puppy bowl… [contest.kob.com]
01.26.11 at 8:07 pm
tom
wheres the westies?
01.26.11 at 8:50 pm
Coach
You people know nothing about cocker spaniels.
01.26.11 at 8:59 pm
Shih-YOU!
Hey, lay off the shih-tzus, pal! Just because you haven’t been laid in 10 years is no reason to take it out on the cutest dog that ever lived. I hope a doberman shihzes on your cereal.
01.26.11 at 10:44 pm
JoeMomma
if it’s not over 50 pounds, it’s just not a dog
01.27.11 at 9:42 am
Brent James
This year’s Puppy Bowl is a sham. No Beagle?! Seriously? So now they are being excluded for being too cute?
01.28.11 at 6:14 pm
Borzoi
This is another example of Hollywood’s sick and deviant anti-borzoi agenda.
01.28.11 at 11:05 pm
Pomowner
You must be a cat lover!!! because all dogs no matter there size are awesome!!!!! Big or small i love them all!!! Your just not a true dog lover!!!!
01.29.11 at 9:43 pm
Cedric
My Yorkie is the meanest dog we have, and the smallest. We have 7- from a huge lab mix down to several midsized strays. He is the bravest and most territorial dog we have, even though he is neutered. After all, they were bred to fight the vicious mine rats of Yorkshire, England, in order to protect the miners. Their size was selectively bred to allow them to fit in the miner’s pocket for convenience.
02.02.11 at 2:18 am
Slap
I love my Great Pyrenees mixes, but all dogs are great.
02.06.11 at 7:59 am
Samantha
Punt Shih Tzus? You monster! They’re the cutest breed on the planet and YOU deserve to be punted into the end zone!
02.06.11 at 9:23 am
LORI
all the puppies are adorable. just wondering why they didn’t include a doxie? i know if mine was here there she would melt everyones heart with her sweet looks. but don’t let that fool ya she can keep up with the best of them doxies rule
There’s at least one Corgi Mix in there. You aren’t a seperatist, are ya?
I would love to watch a bulldog and a golden retriever get it on. That had to be some clumsy doggystyle.
/by the way, this is the best post ever
Only 4 corgi puppies for Big Red? But his austere demeanor! That adorable black muzzle! The soulful eyebrows! I demand a recount.
Worth the wait, sir. Worth the wait.
This is exactly the type of in depth analysis I expect leading up to the big game.
Damn, you’re tough on these cute furry friends!! You’re the East German judge!
I can’t believe you’re hating on CB, who is adorable, and giving Charlie more Corgis. I’m also a fan of Lindy who is both haunting and kinda cute.
Oliver obviously wins because he’s doing that anal gland shuffle that is weird yet hilarious.
I assume it would take an actual Corgi to get the rare five-Corgi ranking.
WHAT’S WITH THE FUCKING SLIDESHOW ASSHOLE?
Seriously though, this post is beautiful. You should take your laptop to some really nice steakhouse, show it to the waiter, and see if you can get your meal comp’d.
Wait, I went to the site and there’s MORE? Rudy FTW: [animal.discovery.com]
@Mel Got Served — Welp, looks like I’m gonna have to do a follow-up.
SO MANY PUPPIES
Charlie looks like what Charlie from Sunny would look like in dog form
I had a Yorkie once as my girlfriend rescued him from a house she was redesigning.
Anyway, this dog was yappy and tiny but I loved the hell out of him. If we left the window open and he saw the neighbour’s dog, he was off and attached to it’s throat. We lived next door to a Great Dane at the time.
So Yorkies do have huge balls Matt.
Calvin gets bonus points for peeing on the logos of your least favorite teams.
I find their lack of Basset Hounds to be nothing short of breedism.
My 11 week old puppy is better than any of these.
Wow, my love for the site has dropped a couple notches after your mini-rant about cocker spaniels. I mean, this is till in my top 5 fav sites, just not top 3 anymore.
Hank Basset Hounds drop onside kicks in the big game.
This was everything that Greendale’s Puppy Parade was supposed to be.
I have a Border Terrier like Calvin. When my dog looks like that he wants to play, eat, poop or is sizing up prey.
Fitting that Booda takes the Middle Path to get 2.5 out of 5.
I think I’ve provided your page with something like 100 clicks today.
cocker spaniels deserve a higher rating on the corgi scale
Two Face is rock solid. Damn your grading on a curve.
Can’t believe you remember Belle and Sebastian. That was my favorite show as a kid. But I think that was a poor perfomance for the husky. I just got my second husky (9 weeks old) and there’s cuter ones out there.
This pup looks more like a Black and Tan Coonhound, eh?
According to Animal Planet, Amy (the dog in the banner pic) “loves a good facial.”
Why did they write that? What does “facial” mean to dogs? Licking faces?
The Pitbull should naturally have gotten a 3 on the Pitbull scale which is equal to 25,000 Corgis.
I disagree with you on Pomeranians being acceptable small dogs… my friend had one growing up and all the fluffy in the world couldn’t make up for how yippy that thing was. When we went swimming in a lake one summer, I thought a rat was trying to get on our raft until I realized it was that damn “dog”. Terrible.
I have a husky border collie mix, who may be the cutest, smartest, and laziest dog to have ever lived.
Smegga, is “redesigning” a metaphor for burglarizing?
My new mutt, by the way, whom I’ve owned a full 7 days as of today, is a Pug/Chihuahua mix, which sounds horrible on paper but is adorable. I should have named him Houdini, because that dog can escape anything!
Fuck corgis, ugly and worthless.
I was with you and thinking that you and I must be dog opinion soul mates until you said that labs are cuter than boxers. The boxer dog owns my soul. (Something about their smushed noses and funny sneeze gets me every time!)
@blugh
I hope you are ready to be crucified by every member of this webzone.
Bulldog and Lab?
“Guess they used some kind of lubricant”*
With apologies to National Lampoon
Nice opinion, but you can’t seriously think Shih Tzus are that terrible. No one is that bad of a person.
@Homo Erectus – Not really. It’s more like renovating, but you get to steal money from stupid homeowners by doing it.
My cocker spaniel is black and tan…which means he has brown eyebrows…does that make him suck a little less in your misguided opinion of cocker spaniels?
I worked in an animal hospital / (mostly dogs) as a teen and no dogs were bigger asshole’s than Cocker Spaniel’s. They get rated “ugly cat” in my world.
Also: pomeranian’s cuteness is really hindered by the fact that they never shut the hell up. Too much credit above.
This bowl needs more hound dogs.
I totally should have tried to get my puppy in the puppy bowl…
[contest.kob.com]
wheres the westies?
You people know nothing about cocker spaniels.
Hey, lay off the shih-tzus, pal! Just because you haven’t been laid in 10 years is no reason to take it out on the cutest dog that ever lived. I hope a doberman shihzes on your cereal.
if it’s not over 50 pounds, it’s just not a dog
This year’s Puppy Bowl is a sham. No Beagle?! Seriously? So now they are being excluded for being too cute?
This is another example of Hollywood’s sick and deviant anti-borzoi agenda.
You must be a cat lover!!! because all dogs no matter there size are awesome!!!!! Big or small i love them all!!! Your just not a true dog lover!!!!
My Yorkie is the meanest dog we have, and the smallest. We have 7- from a huge lab mix down to several midsized strays. He is the bravest and most territorial dog we have, even though he is neutered. After all, they were bred to fight the vicious mine rats of Yorkshire, England, in order to protect the miners. Their size was selectively bred to allow them to fit in the miner’s pocket for convenience.
I love my Great Pyrenees mixes, but all dogs are great.
Punt Shih Tzus? You monster! They’re the cutest breed on the planet and YOU deserve to be punted into the end zone!
all the puppies are adorable. just wondering why they didn’t include a doxie? i know if mine was here there she would melt everyones heart with her sweet looks. but don’t let that fool ya she can keep up with the best of them doxies rule
@blugh
which describes you.
don’t be an asshole