Yes, yes, a thousand times yes: the fourth season of “Jersey Shore” will take America’s favorite Guidos to Italy, where of course they will be embraced as if they were actual Italians. Ha ha.
The fourth season of the Jersey Shore will be filmed starting this spring, across the Atlantic, where they’ll be “ready to drop in on Vinny’s family for a famous Guadagnino dinner and excited to trade gorillas for Italian stallions.” [NY Mag]
Oh man, I can’t wait until they start talking about reconnecting with their culture and getting in touch with their roots. As if every root they had wasn’t buried in the dance floor of Karma and nourished with Ed Hardy t-shirts.
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I cant wait to see how much the Italians hate them.
This is how it will all end.
Fuck you people for watching this shit. The funny part is that some of them aren’t even Italian. What’s the over/under on how many of them return from the trip? European jails/laws are muuuuuch different.
I hope some old Italian strega gives all of them the malocchio.
PLEASE go to Naples or Sicily. Some local Don will have DJ Pauly D’s head mounted in his foyer.
Over/under on how many make it out alive: 1
I’m taking the under.
Best. Idea. Ever. I hope that Fake Ronnie makes the trip.
I stopped watching this show midway through the second season, when they were all arguing about the “note.”
Who wrote the note? Where did the note come from? Why is the note here? If no one’s in the forest and a tree falls, who wrote the note?
The show somehow got worse from there.
sigh…. I… can’t…
I just can’t. You know? Like… ugh.
I can’t wait until Snookie or Snookie part 2 start bitching about Italy not having “real Guido juiceheads” like Jersey does.
Sopranos did it!
No, seriously, the Sopranos did this already.
This is going to be amazing.
It’s like when I studied abroad in Ireland and all the douchebag frat boys on my trip who thought they were Irish because their great grandpa was Irish got completely shut down by the real Irish.
I overheard a guy at work the other day say, “Sorry if I’m being loud, I’m Italian, this is how I talk.” No- you’re a blowhard shit-weasel, and that is why you talk that way.
My point is this- claiming to be italian when you’re not, and acting like a greaseball scumbag is the same as actually being italian and acting like a greaseball scumbag.
chazz i couldnt agree more
they have a show now on mtv about kids trying to lose weight before college and the fatty mom who is close to 400 lbs is saying IM ITALIAN I SHOW LOVE THROUGH FOOD WE LOVE FOOD ITS OUR CULTURE
No, you love food because you are a lazy fat bastard. Not all Italian eat a gallon of ice cream before bed and can rest a baby on their ass.
Fuck.
@ Otto Man,
That’s exactly what I thought of when I saw this post. The dinner scene, especially at the 2:30 mark where the Italians are bagging on Pauli for being classless and Americanized was tremendous.
Exactly, OJP.
“He wants spaghetti and tomato sauce. He doesn’t like this. … And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit.”
oh yeah, bro!
THE HORSES ARE HEEERE! THE HORSES ARE HEEEERE!
People blame their obesity on being Italian all the time, but if I invade my neighbor’s house and kill everyone, and say “I can’t help it, I’m German, it’s what we do!” does anyone listen? Noooo.
There is no way in hell they all make it out alive. Just no way. They don’t fuck around over there… and they certainly don’t like assholes shitting on their culture.
The girls will be just fine. The guys, not so much. The girls will have marriage proposals every day.
I hope they get murdered. On top of that, I hope that it’s like some group of Italian terrorists that are offended by their behavior and they cut their fucking heads off and record it, then send the tape to every major new organization so that they show it over and over. That will be my new porno. I will happily masturbate to that, and the crying faces of their families as they bury their greased up orange corpses. God I hate these assholes. They are so awful, that if I do go abroad and someone asks me where I’m from, I’ll tell them Canada, because I don’t want them to associate me with these Jersey Shore asses. FUCK!!! I hate them so god damned much.
I love all the comments about how the cast of a shitty, albeit occasionally entertaining, reality show are going to somehow die or get incarcerated for life just because they’re in Italy.
I’m sorry- did Italy turn into some super power police state over night? Is every single Italian over there somehow affiliated with organized crime? Or is it just another country in Europe whose populace, just like ours, will to a varying degree embrace or reject the greaseballs we send over there.
Chazz, bro, your common sense is distracting. We’re about t-shirt time and fistpumping, bro.
I wanna see an Italian belle stalk Pauly D’s whole life down a cobblestone road, bro.
Maybe it’s the State Dept’s cold calculated response for the Amanda Knox trial. In short, dont fuck with the Stars and Stripes!
Thank you, MTV! I assume the whole last few seasons were just a ploy to get them to europe so we could deny them re-entry. Man, that’s elaborate but if you pull it off I will remove the block I have on that channel.
I will gladly trade them all for Monica Belluci to show up on this* shore…
*points to crotch
I guarantee there’s something on Italian TV that’s 10x stupider than Jersey Shore. I mean, Christ, look at Univision. There are oily douchebags and giant fake tits all over planet Earth.
/teaches the world to sing
So apparently Mtv wants these idiots dead too.I wondered why Mtv wouldnt save a buck and just swap their spray-on tanner with roach spray, but obviously a public execution would get better ratings.
I wouldn’t be surprised if their president fucks JWoww
People blame their obesity on being Italian all the time, but if I invade my neighbor’s house and kill everyone, and say “I can’t help it, I’m German, it’s what we do!” does anyone listen? Noooo.
i don’t wanna rain on this hate parade. i have found the comments very entertaining but the truth is that the jersey guido douchbags will be fine in italy. europeans love the same horrible music, wear the same crappy ed hardy clothes and abuse hair gel just as much. sheeeet if anything this might be a good thing because those jersey tools could learn something REAL, FIRST HAND about their heritage. regardless of all that i anticipate a lot of fights because of the language barrier. should be interesting
ronnie and sammie will get backe together if mike leaves them alone and he needs to get a life