Sheen in Rehab; ’2.5 Men’ on Hiatus
01.31.11
The good news is that “Two and a Half Men” has gone on hiatus while Charlie Sheen takes a “voluntary” trip to rehab. The annoying news is that Charlie Sheen thinks we’re all “turds” because he’s just a guy having some fun. He’s not breaking any laws or anything, assuming that prostitutes and briefcases full of cocaine are still legal. They are, right?
The actor “has voluntarily entered an undisclosed rehabilitation center today,” the actor’s rep says in a statement Friday… Sheen’s highly successful sitcom, Two and a Half Men, is going on hiatus due to the star’s decision to enter rehab, according to a statement from CBS, Warner Bros. Television and executive producer Chuck Lorre. [People]
“I’m fine,” Sheen told [Radar] via text message on Friday afternoon around the same time it was announced he was checking into rehab. ”People don’t seem to get it…. Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also?”
The Two and a Half Men star finished the text with a characterization of his detractors: “Bunch of turds.” [Radar]
He truly sounds like someone eager to start rehab and quit drugs, huh? My favorite part is where he acts like he’s been doing his job perfectly well, when epic benders have led to his hospitalization twice in the last month, with one of those times resulting in missed work. But yeah, it’s our bad. We’re the turds. The guy with the porn stars and the briefcase of cocaine is just trying to do his job.
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Douche cat needs a pair of glasses hanging off of his collar.
I think the real question here is how his undershirt held up during the partying, and whether or not he was able to report back to Michael Jordan outside a posh country club.
Charlie Sheen is like my cat who keeps jumping on the kitchen counters. He’s only sorry when he gets caught.
And, unlike my cat, he is neither cute, nor fluffy, nor lovable.
Douchcat’s crippling addiction to catnip is much more serious than Chuck Sheen’s “partying”.
Patty, we spoke about this. You talking about Mr Puddles in public is not healthy.
As for Sheen, meh.
Look, I’m just embracing my future as a crazy cat lady.
And remember when Lost fired Michelle Rodriguez for driving drunk? Why can’t CBS go that route?
I know SNL touched on this already but I can’t get over the briefcase. Why does Charlie Sheen even have a briefcase? Was he looking at his cocaine in a duffle bag and thought, ‘That just doesn’t look right. I need something classy for this weekend.’
The man has a point.. Let him do coke and fuck hookers all he wants.. Maybe CBS should stop paying him though..
Oh, well as you said, the good news is 2 1/2 men is on hiatus.
Living the fucking DREAM.
Something that Charlie has forgotten to mention is that while he’s going to have his “good times” in rehab. He’s literally putting hundreds of people out of work for the next month or so. I have a friend who works on that show and apparently ‘ole Chuck is high on their shit list.