This Is An Abomination (Update)
01.12.11
Everything you ever love will be destroyed. Your parents, your dog, your childhood home: everything dies, everything rots and crumbles to dust. So, too, will every happy memory of “The Simpsons” be tainted when you watch this trailer for the “Simpsons” porn parody (below). It’s hard to pinpoint the most sickening factor, but the unearthly yellow tint to the actors’ skin is definitely up there, along with Evan Stone’s McBain making out with a woman and James Deen’s creepily voiced Moe hooking up with Cookie Kwan.
If there’s a silver lining to this, it’s that Fox turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I didn’t even notice.
OH DEAR GOD UPDATE: Fleshbot has a very NSFW gallery of some of the scenes. Marge (Andy San Dimas) has blue pubes. Pornography has never turned me on less.
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what’s Andy San ambitions ? Scandal !
A simpsons Porn…lol…is it weird that I actually want to see it?!
The human wang is a beautiful thing.
Ooooh! Floor pie!
its nice to see all of these hepatitis infected porn stars have been given an opportunity to work.
I can’t wait to see this on the Top Hat channel.
” So, too, will every happy memory of “The Simpsons” be tainted when you watch this trailer for the “Simpsons” porn parody (below).”
The last 10 seasons of The Simpsons have already taken care of that, thank you very much.
Mr. Plow.
Now its Milhouse’s time to shine!
My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!
I think you’re missing the true silver lining, both The Simpsons and Evan Stone have come together to the world a brand new fetish. Jaundice Porn! My liver is gettin’ sexy just thinkin’ about it!
I recently saw the most realistic Simpsons parody ever. It’s totally live action and Marge is crazy hot, but i seriously almost crapped my pants when i saw Flanders. Its like they pulled him straight out of the cartoon and made him real… it was posted here Simpsons Parody
Flanders actually cracked me up.
I was at the pornography store, I was buying pornography.
“Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those pubes! Go home, you’re out of the gang bang, for good!”
“We can fuck the right way, the wrong way, or the Max Power way!”
“Isn’t that the wrong way?”
“Yeah, but faster!”
Stupid sexy Flanders!
WTF is this? The Simpsons don’t have five fingers!
Directed by Steven Speilbergo
Old Gil’s getting poon tonight! Ha cha cha cha hey!
PaleHos(e) – can’t be Disco Stu because he doesn’t advertise.
Is that Dana Carvey playing Flanders?
Executive Producer – Disco Stu?
Get off your high horses, people. This porn parody doesn’t rape the memory of the Simpsons any worse than every new episode of the last 10 years.
(Moe walks in on Homer and Marge “snuggling”)
Ah jeez, there’s always a line!
Do not be alarmed, continue swimming naked…
Ah c’mon… Continuuue… C’mooo – ah, jeez
You don’t scare me, that could be anyone’s ass!
Everyone will feel inadequate when Lou comes in.
It’s like I’m wearing nothing at all!
The only thing we know is that Groundskeeper Willie’s scene was shot between 4 and 5.
Bree Olson would like to be punched in the face and hit with a rake in her scene with Groundskeeper Willie.
Worst. Porn parody. Ever.
I know Rule 34 and everything… but seriously.
This isn’t even REMOTELY sexy. Even on the fleshbot comments no one is getting behind this.
Come to Homer’s BBBQ – the extra B is for bukakke
I’m not even going to lay a finger on my butterfinger.
Vote Quimby!
Worst Porn Trailer Ever.
If this parody doesn’t feature a riff on blue pubes, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow.
MOE IS WATCHING YOU CRY. AND HE’S MASTURBATING ON YOUR DESK.
Oh god, why?! Why would anyone want this?!
If y’all need me, I’ll be under my desk, crying.
And seriously, if Duff Man doesn’t make an appearance, what’s the point?
I’m talkin’ downtown!
Cookie Kwan: #1 on the breast side!
This would only work if the sex scenes were narrated by Ralph Wiggum.
“Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.”
You know, FOX turned into a hard core sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.
Doh’nt go there.
That’s not makeup. They’re just all a bunch of hardcore alcoholics.
[Ralph voice]
They taste like burning!
…alright fine. I’ll do it.
D’oh!
Me: Ugh, this is bad.
Penis: I’m not even going work up the effort to give you a chubby.
The Simpsons porn parody has sucked after the first 7 minutes.
So I guess Abe Simpson was lying when he said Homer was not a porn star.
I may jerk off, but I’m not going to like it.