Drunkest. Interview. Ever.
02.25.11We use a lot of hyperbole on the Internet: everything has to be the “best ever” or “worst ever” or “top ten greatest” this or that. But I genuinely mean it when I say that this guy gives the drunkest interview I’ve ever seen. It’s an absolute joy to watch. “I’M GONNA GET RACIAL HERE!”
(thanks to Upstate Underdog for the tip)
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if i were building a library of awesome clips, I would cross-reference this under drunk AND developmentally challenged…
…AND SUH-MOKE
You sure that wasn’t the result of a complex migraine?
Matt G, there’s nothing complex about that guy.
Damn, I was fully expecting an exaggeration when I saw that title…happily NO! This IS the most drunken interview EVAR!
With this, the Scottish clip over at FilmDrunk and the whole Charlie Sheen shenanigans; it’s been a gala day for maniacs.
I would’ve bet there was going to be at least one “I love you bro” but alas – TOMMY YOU HAVE FOOLED ME AGAIN!
Man, those damn kerosine filled tanks…ruining the freakin neighborhood!
‘Ahv anuthah, lush
The real hero here is the reporter who KEEPS ASKING HIM QUESTIONS.
You’re gonna feel really bad when you hear he wasn’t drunk but instead had a two minute and forty-nine second stroke.
Where there’s suh-moke there’s usually fuh-ire.
WHAT ABOUT THE FUH-IRE, TOM?
I dunno about drunk. Maybe some form of palsy?
Matt, if the next post doesn’t have anything to do with corgis, you’re gonna have a mutiny on your hands.
He isn’t drunk. He has a neurological disorder. He is far too focused and coordinated for being drunk. His speech is delayed
He never really did get that “racial” did he? Darn.
My guess is: Ohio
He may have been drunk but there was still the little sober part in his brain that shut down the racial stuff. I heard CBS just hired him for a new sitcom.
I was kind of feeling bad for the guy because he clearly has a drinking problem, but then I was like “Hell no….that’s the mother fucker who stole Pee Wee’s bike.”
Is that Artie Lange?
I kept waiting for him to insist that I snap into a Slim Jim.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!
“(thanks to Upstate Underdog for the tip)”
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
/sorry it’s been a long day
He may be drunk, but he is definitely smaht.
drunk and stutering
Ugh. This is from Hazleton, Pennsylvania, which is coincidently my home town.
For more information on the slice of sunshine that is Northeastern PA, read this:
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this person can vote
1:33 hits his head off the mic. LoL this is the greatest thing ever! lmao
He must’ve seen this this year’s Best Picture. He doesn’t do a great King George VI impression, but his speech is certainly more inspiring than that damn, dirty Brit’s.
i was thinking he has a speech delay. such as a stutter or a neurological delay in his speech,,but also,he was drunk.