When I woke up this morning, I had no idea who Renee Olstead was. Now she’s one of my favorite actresses, and I’m even thinking about watching “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” because of her. That’s because nude photos of her have leaked online, and they are the leaked photos to trump all other leaked photos. I hope other sexy young actresses are taking notes, because “redhead” and “lingerie” and “shower” and “sex toys” and “gratuitous piercings” are a direct ticket to my undying love and respect.
I’ve got a few of the leaked photos below the cut, and they walk the line between what is and isn’t safe for work. Actually, they’re probably NOT safe for work, but they’re relatively tame compared to the entire set of photos, which you should only view in the privacy of your own home, far away from children and the disapproving gaze of your wife. The secret life of the American teenager, indeed. ABC Family is gonna be thrilled with these.
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Can someone confirm if the carpet matches the drapes. Assuming there is a carpet.
/at work
With all due respect to our country’s military, this girl is a goddamned hero.
@UU — It’s a hardwood floor.
(please make all the “hardwood” jokes you like)
holy shit! this is the chick from that one tv show with jami gertz and the crappy scottish fred flintstone? niiiice!
@UU – unbelievably, she looks much better as a brunette than as a redhead.
/scans DirecTV guide for ABC Family
They are amazazing
Hardwood floors are easier to clean, especially with my tongue. Hi-yooooooooooo!
Sweet tits! She’s too old though.
Holy crap Molly Ringwald
@ILPHAPH, I prefer brunettes so I’ll take your word for it.
In some she has a tattoo under her boob. In some she doesn’t. Why would private photos be shopped?
because a lot of these photos are robably fake. I bet the pics at egostastic are not even her. I don’t know why anyone would do thi to her. I’m a fan of her music, so imagine my shock when I google her and see this. Poor Rene tough, I wouldn’t want to be in her sit.
Hachi Machi
Oh, so these NSFW pictures just happen to show up on a Monday morning? Like unemployment in this country isn’t high enough already.
Thanks a lot, Renee.
I say god dayum! God dayum.
In some she has a tattoo under her boob. In some she doesn’t. Why would private photos be shopped?
Or maybe they were taken at different times in her life, before and after she got the tattoo.
Fantastic body but the piercings really put me off, always have done.
@Matt that’s why you make the big bucks.
Matt, you deserve another medal. Bless you.
Or you’re just an idiot, guitarjustin?
Oh wow. That was spectacular. Though I must say, ladies, if any of you are in here, and also porn producers, of which I’m sure there are many: please, stop it with the dildo/vibrator fellatio. That’s not doing anything for anyone.
Yowza! (Although IMDB informs me that she was the cute little girl that Jennifer Garner hangs out with in 13 Going On 30. Now I’m conflicted…)
So, apparently, working on “Secret life of a generic tv show” or whatever is terrible, because that’s the only thing that makes her taking these pictures make sense. She must really have wanted to get fired is what I’m saying. I find it amazing that women who are actresses and want to keep their jobs can still be convinced somehow to take naked photos of themselves thinking they will never get out.
And while I’m sure she intended those photos just for me, I guess I can’t blame Matt for sharing them. You’re doing the Lord’s work.
she’s also a great singer so I really hope she gets more work from this because theres something really special about looking at pics of famous talented naked women
There is a part 2: [deepatseaparadise.wordpress.com]
I don’t mean to brag, but I know porn. To my trained eye, some of those photos are too well lit to be cell phone/webcam snaps. This means that while we have all done regrettable things with a cell phone camera while drunk, it takes a special kind of girl to have a professional-ish photographer take naughty pictures.
Wouldn’t have guessed she had such a great body behind that fat face.
This + March Madness Brackets = why do I even work this week.
Maebe Funke is all growed up! And got herself a poetic verse tattoo!
I like attention by redheads just as much as the next man, but having it with aggressive popups is just not worth it.
@Johnny Bravo: Agreed on the lighting. The shower ones look way too well-done.
Wow, she looks like a Helena Bonham Carter that I don’t feel guilty masturbating to!
I love “Still Standing”. Taped every episode. She was like 13-16 years old on that show. So yeah, a little creeped out seeing these. On the other hand, a redhead with big tits, tit and clit piercings AND a kinky side? I think I’m in love.
(12 hours later)@Matt Ufford is not a pussy – I thought my comment made it clear I am indeed an idiot. But thx for the restatement!
Okay, that’s it; I am officially sex crazed. My purple mountain meat hamster has been relegated to self-prescribed slipperyness for long enough. This set has whipped me up into gargantuan level stiffness. I’m 88.76% sure that my dick could take a berserker swipe from Wolverine’s claws right now.
I swear to satan if I don’t find a woman soon my dick could very well abandon ship and go looking for greener pastures. I’ve held onto him for as long (and hard) as I can but we both know it’s not working out. Please dear dark lord by all that is rock and roll let your servant get laid.
Okay, I’m gonna have a cigarette and then save these photos for further perusal at a time of my cock’s choosing.
Just Oh my god this is the best celebrity self sexy pic I’ve seen ever. Usually celeb nudity they look cheesy or like they’re joking around. This woman looks like she’s damn sexy and knows it. Woo.
I WOULD LIKE TO SEND A PHOTO OF RENE FROM STILL STANDING TV SERIES PROGRAMS – EMAIL ME AND I WILL ATTACH THEM FOR YOU TO SEE WHO RENE WAS/IS BACK WHEN SHE WAS 13 YEARS OLD – YOU MIGHT WANT TO POST THEM NEXT TO THE NEW MORE RESQUE’ ONES – THANKS, CADMAN
Damn I’ve waited for years for these pics! I’m with steve and watch still standing for her and that gorgeous mom..
Gimme three and a half minutes… Maybe even four, she’ll wanna marry a nigga
the b/w is 3 x peekaboo….the shower scenes very flash dance the beautiful renee olstead is erotic and artsy ….these
and i think they ‘re good work renee….well , even the pasties shot is evokative of days gone by…..these are great
some are asking for the reason for some pix with tattoo an some without. well, you genuises: maybe you heard about the effect of taking fotos in a mirror, hm? the sides are switching…
lovely girl.very nice
The shower and tattoo pics are easy…they’re not her!
Renee has no tats there but she does have an incredible rack (search Renee Olstead cleavage)and a terrific voice.
it’s a shame what this world has come to, everyone who thinks this is what life is all about should be shot!!! i hope renee doesn’t grow up to be a whore like everyone else but unfortunatly it looks like she is heading in that direction, humans are pigs and i hope you all get what is comeing to you, everlasting hell!!!
she needs to show some dam feet!!!!!!1
If you want to admire Rene, do it because she is an amazingly talented singer (see youtube) and no becaue of private photos she supposedy sent to her boyfriend. I can’t believe something like this would end up online. I aso believe whoever uploaded it can be sued. I think she is under 18. Lastly, she is fabulous at playing clueless teen, but great at singing. Before you post these someplace else, think about how you would feel having private pics of you posted all over the internet. Seriously.