Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino — last seen bombing at the roast of Donald Trump — has a list of demands for his club appearances that is so ridiculous, you’d almost think he was someone with talent.
“No one can speak to or make eye contact with him directly,” an insider tells the Scene Queens of the rider. “And ‘the Situation’ must always be marked as trademarked.” The Situation also requires that he be greeted at the airport, hotel and venue, and be accompanied by security at all times. Plus, no Jersey Shore rider would be complete without booze and babes. For his recent appearance at 4sixty6 club in New Jersey, the Sitch required six bottles of Devotion vodka, 24 cans of Red Bull, two bottles of high-end champagne and first-class security to keep out “grenades.” [L&S]
Booze and security? Sure, I can understand that. And it’s perfectly reasonable for someone of moderate fame to be met at the airport. But no eye contact? “People! People! Don’t try to act like The Situation™’s equal! He has a very flat stomach!”
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… sigh. shrugs shoulders
Maybe he’s like a super aggressive dog and he’ll try to bite you if you make eye contact.
Genital contact, however, is still encouraged.
I’m pretty sure vodka and Red Bull is the official drink of douchebags.
Who provides the Valtrex?
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence, but the banner ad that appears with this page is for “treatHIVnow.com.”
The Situation™ only makes these demands for everyone else’s safety, because looking directly into his eyes will turn your brain to stone.
He’s like that chick from the Greek myths. What’s her name? Madonna?
Second question: If you’re not allowed to make eye contact with him directly, can you do it indirectly? Like, looking at his reflection in a mirror, or in the sheen of a fellow guido’s bronzer?
While I hate that people like this jag make money on being jags, I do appreciate his vigorous defense of his intellectual property.
Any word on how much Valtrex he demands?
LISTEN: if you try to look the Situation in the eyes instead of his situation, we’re gonna have a situation.
it does suck when you arrive at an aiport and no one’s there to pick you up.
//forever alone
now I hope I meet him so I can gaze into his eyes while pissing on his leg
I have to call bullshit. There’s no way they can enforce a “no talking, no eye-contact” policy unless the club tells people not to look at him or talk to him. And even the Sitch is smart enough to know that having them announce that is going to brand him as a gigantic douche. Maybe he has a rider where he’s not required to mingle with the club guests, but I just can’t believe even he is this dumb.
This greasy-haired buffoon makes Paris Hilton look like Mother Teresa.
The trademarking clause is really quite reasonable.
Perhaps that Special Olympics guy from a few posts back would like to ease off of his “retard” stance now…
What a DUMB@#S, Is there real people that watch this trash!!!
hahahaha he names his vodka but not his champagne – keep it classy.
Who cares what that greasy idiot demands..
Otto Man, if you have a newsletter, I’d like to subscribe :)
I won’t let Puerto Ricans look me in the eye.
he’s a grenade wtf is he thinking
I couldnt make eye contact with this guy anyways hes ugly as hell lol. Who does he think he is Brad Pitt doesnt even act like that…. DOUCHE BAG!!!! Cant wait till his fame is over… LOL remember the roast he did about Donald Trumph lol sucked ass