E! Gets Another Big Ass
04.25.11
Earlier today, E! reported that Coco — the waifish, demure wife of Ice-T — will star in an upcoming reality series on E!, firmly cementing E!’s stranglehold on shows about chicks with big asses who like black dudes. Coco just confirmed the news on Twitter: the new show debuts 10:30 on June 12th, after whichever Kardashian-based show happens to be on.
We’re told the show has begun shooting in NYC — it will focus on her crazy life and will feature her hubby, rapper/actor Ice-T. [TMZ]
Her “crazy life,” huh? “Hey guys, today I wore some really tight clothes!” Yeah, that’s completely insane. I’ll try to keep up.
(None of this is to say that Coco doesn’t deserve her own show. By virtue of her marvelous and gigantic ass, she’s already more interesting than anyone else in E!’s reality slate. Not that the competition’s all that steep.)
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terriblE! The only positive is that it will be one more show for The Soup to goof on.
The people at E! were under the impression that Coco was the dog’s name. Somebody’s getting fired.
I’m pretty sure Ice T has been a white dude for at least 10 years now.
I’ve heard of Hot Cocoa, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen Coco T.
I wonder if they’ll have exerts from the CoCo/Ice T/Richard Belzer threesome.
When approached for comments; Sir Mix A Lot simply exploded.
“I’m coo coo for Coco’s butt.” – person with terrible taste making a terrible joke
I’ve also been a believer in the words of Bel Biv Devoe: never trust a big butt and a smile.
@JD, fwiw I thought that was funny as hell, but now I want a bowl of Co Co Puffs.
I bet all of her jokes will be self-deficating.
Big butts = big poo amirite?
I gonna pretend I made a clever ‘Vanilla Ice in Coco’ joke and move on.
At this point, shouldn’t they rename E! to “Rich People Who Do Nothing All Day”?
Even white boys got to shout……
I wouldn’t watch this with DJ Jazzy Jeff’s eyes.
No need to argue, penis just don’t understand.
What’s more likely to happen: Ice-T shoots somebody on the E! crew or puts somebody somebody on the E! crew thru college?
Another day another reality show. Is any one really surprise though. I am looking forward to seeing how Ice T and CoCo interact together though. They love to talk about their sex life, [www.cottenkandi.com]
Ice T is a very stupid man to get married to this gold digger. I pray that he got this slut looking woman to sign a prenuptial agreement before they got married. Ice-T there is such thing as a Post-nuptial agreement. Why does Ice T believes this “hoochie” mama loves him. She dresses like she is a prostitute . She just loves his money. She following him everywhere he goes so that she tell you there is a trust issue going on. I will give a another year. They will be divorced!!!