Heather Morris Is a Good Dancer
04.20.11Heather Morris — better known as ditzy cheerleader Brittany on “Glee” — was recruited to be on the Fox show because of her dance experience (she was one of Beyonce’s dancers for “Single Ladies” — watch her here), but instead ended up being the funniest part of the show (not to mention a passable Britney Spears). And now Esquire has tapped into her dancing skills by putting her in a sexy outfit and some high heels and turning her loose to some of their 50 Songs Every Man Should Be Listening To. Trust me, you WANT to watch this video. If you’re a man, you’ll be transfixed by the way her body moves. If you’re a woman, you’ll want to take lessons from her. And if you’re a gay man, you’ll love those heels, sister!
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Impossible for a chick not to look hot when she is holding a keytar, the smoking body, stripper heels and long blonde hair also helps.
That was the best 2 minutes I wasted at work all day.
Dayum! If Glee were 46 minutes of this, I might be inclined to watch.
I, for one, am eagerly awaiting 100-some-odd enlightened comments discussing Heather Morris’ various minor imperfections.
00:32 is my Nirvana.
Needs more Thom Yorke.
@Danger – DURR HURR BUTTERFACE AND I’M NOT ATTRACTED TO PAZ DE LA HUERTA EITHER.
She’s cute and genuinely talented. Can’t they put her on a better show?
Laugh all you want, but chicks like Heather Morris are the reason why I watch So You Think You Can Dance. If I weren’t married I would totally go hang out at the Broadway Bar during the LA auditions buying drinks for the ones who didn’t make the cut and are in need of some immediate validation.
What I want to know is why she’s wasting her time as an actress when she could be the world’s greatest stripper.
even black boys gotta shout
/is that racist to use “boy”?
I hear Heather Morris likes to mock turtles by always referring to them as tortoises. That’s a deal breaker right there.
She’s also yet to clear 4M in the pole vault.
I guess I can forgive her for the 2 seasons of Glee she has done. However, any more and I’m going to require more out of her. I’m thinking, sex tape.
I would rather watch a gyrating mannequin, at least then cropping off or distorting her face as to not see it would be just as creepy but a little less illegal. Butterface indeed.
She played air guitar and I didn’t even notice until afterwards. Whoa.
I’m going to over this video likes its the Zapruder film
@Danger – Tramp stamp?
She’s prettier than Paz though. That isn’t difficult, even Danger in a dress is prettier than Paz.
@MFillmore: You masterbated to the Zapruder film?
You don’t?
/Archered
@Gandalf: you haven’t?!
@gandalfbmg
Just the popshot.
Listening to “Texas” by The Misfits while masturbating to the Zapruder film is the best.
Wait, you don’t like horses but you’re ok with this chick’s face?
@Gandalfbmg
Not the real one, just the porno rip-off called “The Grassy Kneel.”
Her face isn’t doing the dancing.
“And if you’re a gay man”
As much as that opening ad tried to make me gay, I resisted.
Man, too bad she’s turning that awesome thick dancer’s body into the bony hollywood kind.
I was looking forward to ogling her, but after the metrosexual Macy’s ad at the start, I was no longer attracted to women.
Also, I love the fact that Glee, a show about the acceptance of all kinds of people, get all of its laughs from dumb blonde jokes.
“you’ll be transfixed by the way her body moves.”
Does this mean I’ll get a boner?
What face?
You don’t have to look at her face when you’re inside of her (which is perfectly fine by the way). She might appreciate it, but who are we to be gentlemen?
After watching the vid, then seeing the AMA performance from 09 for the first time (how did I miss that?) I all of a sudden notice I am sweating profusely.
BTW I kinda like her face. But that could be legs talking.
i just tried to watch and the vid is down :-(
@ smegga “danger in a dress” is kind of exactly what I’m looking for. I think she’ll fit the bill.
*Standing ovation*
Bravo!
Not to be a buzz kill, but I don’t think she’s actually dancing to the songs being played.
Seriously though, that girl can move.
i dont want to be too technical but whats the difference between what this chick is doign and the titty dancers?
Im a big fan of the latter btw…dance all you want but I want to see some tits before the end of the song.
since all girls can be strippers: all girls are dancers too.
eat your heart out, heather morris!!
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How long before the PTC protests this ?