What’s on Tonight: Clip Show!
04.21.11Community (NBC) — Lately I’ve turned Thursdays into an “Archer” lovefest, but it’s time that “Community” got some of my attention. Tonight’s episode is a twist on the flashback/clip show which features a staggering 78 new scenes. That sounds like too many for a 22-minute episode, but both the cast and critics are all abuzz about it on Twitter. Should be a good one.
Archer (FX) — Season finale. SEASON FINALE?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!1!! Oh dear Jesus, I’m going into withdrawal already. And now I remember why I’ve seen “Skytanic” approximately eight times: I’ll watch the sh*t out of any and all “Archer” reruns between seasons.
The Office / 30 Rock (NBC) — It’s Steve Carell’s second-to-last appearance on “The Office,” while tonight’s “30 Rock” is the show’s 100th episode. I can’t quite put my finger on what I don’t like about “30 Rock” this season — I think it’s a little stagnant. Almost none of the characters ever change, so the angles on the jokes never change. “Oh, Liz Lemon still likes eating cheese and wearing pajamas! Good one!”
The Bear Whisperer (Animal Planet) — Season finale. Anyone been watching this? Nope, me neither.
Real Housewives of NYC (Bravo) — It genuinely bothers me that people would watch this instead of the other programming on Thursdays. I mean, I get the appeal of “American Idol,” but the fact that people choose poorly orchestrated drama between unattractive rich people instead of some of the best comedy on television… well, those people aren’t invited to play in my sandbox.
SITE NEWS: Because I’m such a devout Christian, I’ll be observing Good Friday tomorrow with a reduced number of posts. And before anyone goes into hysterics: relax, you’re still getting Corgi Friday. Assuming I can find a picture of a corgi nailed to a cross.


“Skytanic”. Excellent call.
“THERE’S your bomber. That guy. Beardsly McTurbanhead.”
the extra amount of scenes on Community will make up for the previous two unfunny episodes.
You’ll be observing tomorrow with whiskey right Matt? We can see through you.
Agreed with you on 30 Rock. It’s just lost the funny.
Speaking of Good Friday, I’ve been informed that my company’s overseas workers all get a paid holiday tomorrow, while us ‘mericans get to come in and “toil” away. Care to guess who has two thumbs and some homebrew in an opaque water bottle? [Gesticulates wildly]
HOOORAY FOR METAPHORS!
Corgi nailed to a cross.. noted.
I bet two of the three mustache guys from the previous post could get you a crucified corgi pic in two, three hours tops.
30 Rock is completely stale this season, Tracy’s medical leave didn’t help
And now I remember why I’ve seen “Skytanic” approximately eight times…
I now feel better about watching the Family Feud scene in Terms of Enrampagement pretty much once a day for the last two weeks.
I wish I could dress up like a cowboy.
Correction: I wish I could be paid to dress up like a cowboy.
You guys should thank your lucky stars that they’re still putting on a program of such caliber after so many years.
/prepares to watch 30 Rock
/wonders what else is on
/switches to Archer and forgets to switch back
I think 30 Rock started slow, but the last few episodes have been excellent.
The Bear Whisperer + Whisker Wars = The Bear Whiskerer = television gold
Freaking Trudy Breakman. Fuck that bitch.
I’ve gotten to the point where anytime anyone talks about TV I immediately bring up Archer and declare it the best show on TV. Then whenever they’ve said whatever they have to say about TV, I just say “yeah….cool well you should watch Archer.” During the lull I think it’s time to rewatch Frisky Dingo to get my Adam Reed fix.
30 Rock has been stagnate because Tina Fey was writing her book and being in a movie, which got in the way of her doing the writing thing. It’s to bad, but she’ll be back next season so… yeah… that’s good.
I actually think 30 rock is having one of it’s best seasons.
But what do I know? I’m only the guy with the best taste in everything on the planet.
One of the better episodes of Community in a while. I wonder if that was supposed to be the series finale if Community had been canceled.
I’ll tell you whats wrong with 30 rock this year. It’s Lemon’s incessant preaching. Every episode she has some dramatic monologue about “having it all.” I couldn’t even watch her argument with matt damon earlier in the season. She is becoming unbearable. AND, now jack is this bumbling idiot getting beat by a nanny, the little girl from kick ass, and bank$. Jack used to be the businessman version of Ron Swanson. Throw in Tracy’s noticeable absence and the fact that they are running out of plotlines for Jenna, and you have the recipe for a pretty dissappointing season.
and WAY too much Angie
I hope they’re saving Will Ferrell’s funny for coming episodes because he has been a nonfactor the past few. Also, looks like Toby went on the all coke diet. Maaad emaciated.
Yeaaah, I’m gonna need a GIF of Chang greasing up immeeeediately!
one of the weirdest/best episodes of Community yet
@ Pat – Agree with you on Will Ferrell, he has had some funny lines but he needs to just cut loose.
“It’s like a reverse cow birth!”
I’ll settle for a still of Britta and and Jeff in their skivvies. But then, I go against the grain like that.
“All aboard the S.S. Date Rape!”
“Toot toot!”
Is shoehorning the Paul Rieser abortion in immediately following Community NBC’s idea of a sick joke? I’m borderline suicidal already; that show was bad enough, I actually switched to one of the stupid Law and Order branches instead.
As the user name suggests, Matt understated my feelings to a lack of new Archer.
@La Schmoove:
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@0tarin
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Chet, you are the closest thing my dried up heart has to a hero. And holy fuck, is Archer awesome.
@ Otto Man – That was my favorite line of the show. So f-ing good!
Chet, you are a true American hero.
Any chance of an Annie’s-Boobs-smacking-the-back-of-Chang’s-head GIF, Chet?
Oh, and apparently Leslie Knope has a killer dumpster.
@spazmodic
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I know that says it’s a jpg, even though I uploaded a gif, but there’s movement. No time to investigate, an I’m back to 9-5 work.
Work up this morning and there were ants all over me. *shivers*
I *heart* you, Chet.
Krieger’s van being named “Exit Van Left” was awesome. Should have known he’s a Rush fan.
/cranks Red Barchetta
If you can’t find the corgi on a cross, Robopanda’s got the bunny on a cross covered. [gammasquad.uproxx.com]
Weeks without The Daily Show/Colbert just don’t feel right.
Lemon Party Chairman!