Charlie’s Angels Be Shoppin’
05.05.11
This is perhaps the thinnest scrap of Hollywood news I’ve ever written about, but look! ABC released a new production photo of the “Charlie’s Angels” remake that will star Annie Ilonzeh, Rachael Taylor, and Minka Kelly — henceforth known to the American public as the black one, the blonde one, and Minka Kelly.
And would you just look at that team of sassy crime fighters? Holding hands and laughing, like they’re just coming from brunch and headed out for a long day of shopping before they thwart a terrorist plot at a black-tie dinner party. “Girlfriend, I gotta get a manicure! I ain’t disarmin’ a pipe bomb with this chipped polish!” “Right on, sister!” “You go girl!”
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[via Inside TV]
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I hate the blonde one for not wearing a skirt. Show some leg, woman.
Nah, she might be “made for pants.” Some women fit that quality where they are perfect in pants and meh in a skirt. For example, Emma Stone = made for pants: classy and hot. Jennifer Morrison proved it on house. The girl was made for pants.
I suspect that the wardrobe department hates the blonde, because there is no excuse for a satin jumpsuit.
Don’t you hate pants?
I would like to invite her to the pants party.
Also, I realize I’ve said the “pants party” thing before, but anchorman quotes are timeless…and I REALLY like pants parties!
How long before this show gets cancelled? I’m taking bets.
@Patty The poop color doesn’t help the jumpsuit’s case either.
It was probably some bet- where someone was lobbying for the studio to cast her and said shelook good in a potato sack.
How long before this show gets cancelled? I’m taking bets.
Just looking at this photo, I’d like to lay claim to “before it even airs.” Ooof.
Is it weird that I snapped my fingers in the air when I read the title of this post?
I don’t hate pants. Jumpsuits, however, are pretty much guaranteed awful.
My guess is that this will get cancelled after 6 episodes, or however many they make once the pilot gets the green light.
The only acceptable jumpsuits are crotchless jumpsuits.
Some unemployed guy in Tarzana must be wondering what’s going on in front of his house.
The first Charlies Angels was terrible. I think I watched one episode and never went back. This one looks like it could be even worse. Can’t the network come up with something original? Cable TV shows are far superior.
I still don’t get the need to remake shit from the seventies or even before that. Most of that shit sucked and was only successful cause there was like three things total to watch.
why are they in the street in a middle class burb? Who decided that’s where they were gonna take the photo “Oh, yea. That Honda for sale in the background and that F 150 are a great back drop for this shot”
Wonder how much they want for that Honda?