Everyone knows that young girls are the dumbest consumers on the planet. We have shrieking teenage girls to thank for the existence of the Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, Scott Baio, David Cassidy, Menudo, Hanson, and countless other fresh-faced tools whose careers lasted as long as their fans were in middle school. Say what you will about the Nazis, but at least they wore Hugo Boss and listened to Wagner.

Anyway, with that in mind, I guess it makes perfect sense that Justin Bieber has a perfume that girls can convince their parents to buy for them. I just wish every bottle had real pieces of Bieber in it.

[BuzzFeed]