Ugh. A 3-D ‘Glee’ Movie
05.05.11
I suppose that a “Glee” concert movie is less annoying than a fully scripted “Glee” feature film, but still… ugh. Avast, readers! Before ye trek on, beware: thar be unironic exclamation points and all-caps ahead:
20th Century Fox TV and film divisions have partnered to produce GLEE LIVE! 3D!, a feature film based on the Glee Live! In Concert! North American tour. The studio plans to release the film for a two-week engagement starting Aug. 12. Gleeks who were unable to get tickets will be able to catch the concert in 3D. [Deadline]
I’m getting tired of “Glee” fans reveling in their “Gleek” nickname. From here on out those people are Gleetards. Because it’s downright gleetarded to pay $15 for a 3-D movie of people singing. “Wow, it’s like the jazz hands are in the room with me!”
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I can’t wait to see the fat girl’s BAD ATTITUDE in 3D.
It’d be fine if they focused on Lea Michele’s perky tits jumping off the screen. Alas, they’ll probably make 2,000 nose jokes.
Y’know Gleeks, for $15 you could go to an ACTUAL concert and support a local band and…you already bought your movie tickets online, didn’t you?
You know, I wouldn’t hate on Glee if it hadn’t started out so well. The first handful of episodes were fun and just snarky enough to balance out the camp.
But, good lord, it just keeps getting worse.
Oh, and Gleek is the most annoying fandom nickname since Whedonite.
I’m surprised they aren’t promoting it with some corny saying like: “3D, more like Glee-D!”
Also, I will always revel in the “GloMo” nickname.
I was hoping to see Heather Morris dancing. Seeing that in 3D would create 3D in my pants.
This is going to be the best birthday ever.
When I was a kid, “gleek” meant something entirely different. Looking back on those days, I think I’ll continue thinking of them as “gleeks”.
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Totes agreed! Heterosexual dick-five!
i dunno,i always thought gleek was pretty appropriate. i imagine the prevalent lisping among them would cause a high level of gleeking.
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Settle down, 3-D means Dick, Dick and more Dick.
Glee Live! 3D! What the Fuck is a Colon! The Movie!
Wasn’t Gleek the name of the Wonder Twins’ pet monkey? (he asks knowing full well that the answer is yes). Don’t know where I’m going with this, but thought it needed to be said.
“Because it’s downright gleetarded to pay $15 for a 3-D movie of people singing ‘cover songs’
Two words: 3-D Boobs! Ok, so most of those will be the actors…