‘MasterChef’ Really Draws a Crowd
06.22.11I was in the audience for a reality show once. It was for some pilot that never aired, a drink-mixing competition between bartenders that was similar to “Chopped,” but with a component where the bar patrons had a say in the winner. Obviously, I was there for the free drinks. But the free drinks weren’t worth seeing behind the curtain of reality TV: the long milieu between filming scenes, the false excitement we were asked to drum up, the “bartender” who knew nothing about scotch because he was just an actor looking for a break. All in all, I learned first-hand what I already knew: there isn’t much that’s real about reality TV.
That experience came to mind when I saw this image that a Redditor captured from a recent episode of Fox’s “MasterChef.” Those poor, desperate people who wanted to get on TV for a split second, cheering wildly at the urging of a production assistant. And yet that wasn’t enough, so Fox digitally doubled them to make it look like an actual crowd of people gave a sh*t about “MasterChef.” Why bother with extras at all? Just hire a tech geek to digitally create a crowd from scratch. And keep calling it “reality” while you’re at it.
Fun fact: I altered the original image in Photoshop to get rid of the Hulu video player button. WHEELS WITHIN WHEELS! NOTHING IS REAL! THEY’RE COMING FOR US ALL!


Can we coin a new term for this type of programming? Faux-ality? These people aren’t chefs, sure, some of them might be good cooks but come on. This show is an insult to anyone who’s ever sweated their balls off working the line. Anyhoo, this was an interesting Q&A with Bourdain about reality programming you’ve probably already read.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/blogs/live-feed/qa-anthony-bourdain-critiques-reality-54393
I have to admit I’m looking forward to Impromptu Heart Surgeon – a little side project of mine.
It is also on Susan Boyle’s rider.
Coincidentally, five blackfaced extras, two donkeys and a stuffed goat was on the video that got me in trouble when I left it in the VCR.
Hopefully the Game of Thrones producers can use this technology next time they have to show the Dothraki Horde, because five blackfaced extras, two donkeys and a stuffed goat just wasn’t cutting it.
It’s just a glitch in the Matrix.
Reddit’s pretty good about that, Deezy. It’s an intimidating, sometimes bitchy crowd, but they’re pretty vigilant about crediting original sources.
Matt, did you see the thread the other day where someone stole your Whale Wars ‘shop and posted it? You got credit in the comments at least.
I saw a drink-mixing competition one Saturday night after SNL on NBC. “On the Rocks: America’s Next Bartender” or something stupid like that. It was just one big commercial for Absolut, I think.
Anyway, it sucked. Drinking alone on a Saturday night is one thing. Watching people mix drinks on TV alone on a Saturday night is another level of depressing.
A friend of mine tried out for that show, but didn’t make the cut. Which is kind of sad, considering that even the background extras on the show are getting second chances.
So that’s how Wilt Chamberlain did it
If you haven’t pointed this out, I never would have noticed it. Mostly because I don’t watch this show.
Man, I hate FOX.