About two months ago, I posted the trailer for MTV’s new “Teen Wolf” series, alternately titled “The Werewolf Lacrosse Diaries.” Now we have the first seven minutes-plus of the premiere, which is scheduled to air this Sunday night after the MTV Movie Awards.
I know it’s my job to watch this crap and give you my opinion on it, but I just can’t, man. I made it through two minutes of lacrosse stick fondling, shirtless chin-ups, and teenagers deciding to venture into the woods at night when they find out police discovered half of a dead body there. I didn’t even get to the female love interest who looks to be in her early thirties but is playing a high school student. It’s so stupid and I’m so far removed from the target demographic that it would be a waste of already-wasted brain cells to malign it any further. One-word review: WOOF. Or rather: AWWOOOOOOOOOOO!
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“I made it through two minutes…..”
Matt, you deserve a raise for watching even that much of it
How is it that in towns where people say, “Nothing ever happens in this town,” stuff always happens?
Or rather: AWWOOOOOOOOOOO!
KEVIN NASH AS A TEACHER OR GTFO – [www.youtube.com]
Also, speaking as a career asthmatic, at least two puffs before any adventure is mandatory.
FINALLY, a show i can look forward to on Sunday nights!
Can the love interest’s name still be Boof?
I made it as far as the part where the kid says he’s going to “make first line.”
If I wanted to watch a show about douchey teens dreaming of making it in the world of dance, I’d go with “Glee.”
I’m looking forward to the scene where one of the lacrosse upperclassmen ices the teen wolf, only it turns out to be a new flavor called Smirnoff Silver that has flakes of silver in it.
Or else the scene where someone throws a party but the only drink they serve is Coors Light so he’s afraid to go.
/there’s no slowing down with the Metal Lord tonight.
//just realized how cleverly written that line actually was.
Way to stumble after you found the body, you’ll never make first line playing sweet lax with that sloppy footwork bro.
/graduates liberal arts college with 2.1 gpa, gets job at family friend’s hedge fund.
I’m just glad I can blame liberals for this.
Lacrosse is the sport and rape allegation is something else entirely? Again, probably not important enough to sort out.
Right now, Michael J. Fox is shaking with rage, as opposed to just shaking.