Bee Man Loves Bolivian Krusty Burger
07.05.11
Krusty Burger could never exist in America without Matt Groening making an additional six gazillion dollars in licensing fees, but it’s alive and well in Sucre, Bolivia — where this photo was snapped by Mike Powell (I took the liberty of adding Bee Man: “¡Ay yi yi! ¡Ésa es infracción de marca registrada!”)
P.S. “Bolivian Krusty Burger” sounds like a perverse sex act on Urban Dictionary.
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If I ever win MegaMillions I’m opening up a hamburger joint called “Steamed Hams”
Bolivian Krusty Burger: a three-way where the two men are wearing blown noses and fake mustaches
Bolivian Krusty Burger: when your girlfriend breaks your nose riding your face and leaves a stain on it
Bolivian Krusty Burger: and abortion performed in a car parked on the lawn
That Photoshop makes me very happy.
It also makes me want a burger.
When my girlfriend gave me a Bolivian Krusty Burger, I knew she was the one for me. Also, not to kiss her on the mouth for at least 3 days.
They should make this into the Official Meat-Flavored Sandwich of the 2024 Olympics (fingers crossed for La Paz to submit the winning bid).
*clown noses
I ruined two jokes with that typo
Bolivian Krusty Burger: When the woman inserts hot sauce in her ass and has the man inhale her fart.
A Bolivian Krusty Burger involves you eating beef that was steamed to perfection inside of your girlfriends ass during a Bikram yoga session, which is how most White Castle sliders are also made.
That’s funny, I went to a Moe’s Bar in the town I lived in in Chile for my birthday last year – I guess South Americans are pretty cool with flouting copyright! [snakesurprise.files.wordpress.com]