If anyone needs me I’ll be trying to explain the fist-sized hole in my screen to the IT department.
Keith Olberman was the proverbial straw if anyone is wondering.
07.14.11 at 1:03 pm
Dux
I think having his band stolen out from under him is much worse than anything you could do to Davis McAlary. And he handled it gracefully.
Pick another one from The View, leave Zahn alone.
Ah, no, dumbass, Joe The Plumber-fan from The View was a PERFECT choice. “Everybody’s “heart” a situation?” Perfect proof.
07.14.11 at 1:04 pm
Otto Man
sadly, the blog Jay Leno Loves Denim and Old Cars hasn’t been updated in over a year
Hey, it’s been updated more recently than Leno’s monologue jokes. That lantern-jawed hack is probably still making jokes about Judge Ito and Jeff Gillooly.
07.14.11 at 1:05 pm
nathan implosion
stanger looks like jaws from moonraker
07.14.11 at 1:08 pm
Upstate Underdog
Awesome list, but I would have added Ina Garten to it. Is Guy Fieri wearing a Pandora bracelet?
@Chazz, I too almost lost it when I saw the Olbermann picture.
07.14.11 at 1:10 pm
Smegga
I don’t accept violence towards women, but after watching all of Breaking Bad to prepare for Sunday, I wish to punch Skylar in the throat.
What a bitch.
07.14.11 at 1:10 pm
Taco_Jones
I swear Scott Disnick is modeling his life after Patrick Bateman.
07.14.11 at 1:11 pm
George
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Matt! I was really worried that Fieri wasn’t going to make the list. Shame on me for doubting your hatred to him was greater than mine.
07.14.11 at 1:12 pm
Vince Mancini
Oh man, Patti Stanger. I forgot about her. If I was trapped on an elevator with her and Nancy Grace and a pistol with only one bullet, I’d pistol-whip them both to death and then shoot it up in the air in celebration.
07.14.11 at 1:14 pm
Lenny
Thank you for putting Ted Mosby on there. The other characters – well their TV shows are easy enough to avoid*, but HIMYM is actually kinda funny…until Ted sucks all the energy out.
*aside from Treme, Game of Thrones and Mad Men, in which those characters are supposed to be punchable
07.14.11 at 1:14 pm
chazz_goodtimes
Davis McAlary wins most punchable fictional character. I’d rather attend an Ed Hardy fashion show with the entire cast of entourage than spend 1 minute in an elevator with Davis.
07.14.11 at 1:14 pm
Vince Mancini
I’ll take E in the Entourage castmember I’d most like to punch poll. He somehow manages to be the blandest.
07.14.11 at 1:15 pm
Aaron
How did Nancy Botwin not make this list? Is it because she shows her tits? Maybe because Zack Morris did her doggy-style? Everything else she does is just horrible.
07.14.11 at 1:17 pm
essequemodeia
Here’s a fun challenge: while watching any part in any movie Timothy Olyphant portrays, close your eyes and pretend that it’s Clint Eastwood delivering the same lines.
Timmy O is the next Clint Eastwood.
07.14.11 at 1:18 pm
Aeyo's Cot
The only thing on Rachel Ray that I want to punch is her chocolate star. But I guess we all have our own crosses to bear.
07.14.11 at 1:19 pm
ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos
Can someone please tell me who #2 and #7 are (pages won’t load, for some reason)? I’ve got some leftover rage that needs a fix.
07.14.11 at 1:19 pm
Vince Mancini
From the Greg Giraldo clip: “I guess he’s part of that new wave of low-brow dipshits that’ll make me wanna kill myself.”
God I miss that man.
07.14.11 at 1:22 pm
Upstate Underdog
@ILPHAPH, cable news talking heads and Joffrey Baratheon.
07.14.11 at 1:23 pm
La Schmoove
When “two and a half men” comes back on, I expect Kutcher to give Guy a run for his money.
07.14.11 at 1:23 pm
sevechild
I kept clicking while saying to myself, “Where the f*ck is Guy Fieri?!” Well played, sir.
And while I love Fieri-bashing as much as the next guy (there’s plenty of ammo there), I actually find Guy’s douche factor a tad charming. He’s obviously a complete tool, but I’d much rather punch Bobby Flay in the face. At least Guy doesn’t take himself so seriously.
07.14.11 at 1:27 pm
Captain_Insano
Snookie.
07.14.11 at 1:28 pm
dachshund
Damn, this list is incredible…but what about Chris Angel and that stupid hat wearing “pick up” guru? Any woman who bangs the “pick up” guy needs to re-evaluate their existence.
07.14.11 at 1:29 pm
Burnsy
Steve Zahn in anything. That man is Breckin Meyer on PCP.
07.14.11 at 1:29 pm
Jamaal Charles's Stolen TDs
Excellent hate sir!
07.14.11 at 1:34 pm
Alcoholics Gratuitous
I think Joffrey is so satisfying because we do get to see Tyrion lay the smack down. It’s be so much more satisfying to see Anthony Bourdain smack Guy Fieri, Jon Stewart smack everyone on cable news or Conan smack Jay Leno.
I thought Jeff Lewis was Daniel Tosh going full homo.
07.14.11 at 1:40 pm
BC
Does anyone else get chills just thinking about what would happen if Patty Stanger took that helmet off? Would it be a Darth Vader thing, or more like something out of The Ring?
07.14.11 at 1:40 pm
John Doe
This is the best article I’ve seen on here in a long time. Kudos! From: a very punchable commenter
07.14.11 at 1:40 pm
Matt
Steve Zahn in anything. That man is Breckin Meyer on PCP.
Breckin Meyer just narrowly missed making this list. My grudging enjoyment of “Franklin & Bash” forced me to favor Hasselbeck and Pennington over him.
07.14.11 at 1:41 pm
Mr. Fartypants ESQ.
Tara from True Blood didn’t make the list? Shocking!
07.14.11 at 1:51 pm
Smello
I understand the decision to lump the sportcasters together, but I have to relieve the building hate bubble and name names…Bob Costas. Best part is that despite the fact that I am hobbit sized, I could still easily punch him in the face.
07.14.11 at 1:56 pm
Elma
Couldnt agree more with #1..but you forgot Wendy Williams. Easily #2.
07.14.11 at 1:57 pm
Martin
Putting aside that Bettheny doesn’t look human, I don’t get that photo of Patti Stanger.
First of all, she looks like someone who went the discount route on becoming a M2F tranny. But aside from that, that is professionally-done promo photo with I’m sure many man-hours if not man-days worth of time expended into getting all of the lighting, makeup, photoshopping, costuming, and arrangement just right. In other words, that photo is the best they could do to make her look presentable. Holy god. What poor sap was engaged to that dude?
07.14.11 at 2:07 pm
Eric P
No Gordon Ramsay, Matt? You saving him for TV’s most stabbable faces?
07.14.11 at 2:08 pm
Martin
I hate that HIMYM defines the concept that sitcoms are vehicles for the star to be a douche while emphasizing the talent of the supporting actors (I think Curb Your Enthusiasm may be the exception that proves the rule) in order for the loser viewers to be able to self-insert into the main role and marvel like dumbies at the insane world around them. But that’s fine: The main character (Ted, Jerry Seinfeld on his show, etc.) never gets real character growth. That is the whole point of HIMYM is that this douche doesn’t actually learn a damn thing or grow as a human being until the series finale when he meets the mother, and it’s nice to acknowledge that, but it also means having to show Ted while everyone else, even Lilly’s kindergarten students, grow as human beings and have interesting life changes and rich experiences.
God, sitcoms need to die.
07.14.11 at 2:09 pm
Otto Man
No Gordon Ramsay, Matt? You saving him for TV’s most stabbable faces?
Wait, I thought he’d already been stabbed in the face? How else do you explain all those hack marks across his head?
07.14.11 at 2:11 pm
0tarin
Reading about Bethenny’s success has ruined my day. Now instead of simply not working this afternoon, I’ll be actively trying to sabotage work that’s already been done.
07.14.11 at 2:15 pm
0tarin
Can I belatedly suggest that we add Martin to the list for using the phrase “exception that proves the rule”?
07.14.11 at 2:17 pm
Thatsamare
This slide while good, needs to include Sandra Oh. Everytime I see a commercial of grey’s on TV, I see her “I have a yeast infection” face, and I just want to slap it.
07.14.11 at 2:17 pm
Vagabond Joe
I take it from his omission that we are assuming that Spencer Pratt is just dead at this point?
07.14.11 at 2:20 pm
Mike
Thank you for not including the Pratts. I’m hoping they just disappear.
07.14.11 at 2:24 pm
mike
Stuart Scott would be the sportscaster for me. All of those “feel good” pieces he does in his stupid stupid voice drive me insane. Punch that man’s eye straight…or at least less crooked FUCK!
07.14.11 at 2:26 pm
La Schmoove
*walks up to stage. Taps microphone. Speaks into mic*
Tyra Banks
*drops mic. Bows. Trips off stage*
07.14.11 at 2:32 pm
Matt
@Schmoove: Tyra, like Breckin Meyer, was one of the punchable faces on the bubble.
And for those thinking of Spencer Pratt, he is presently not on a television show and therefore ineligible. Though he certainly deserves a lifetime achievement award.
07.14.11 at 2:34 pm
Martin
I wouldn’t settle for anything less than Eaten By Ants.
07.14.11 at 2:51 pm
LastTexansFan
I’m sorry but Guy Fieri never was responsible for the death of a direwolf so Prince Fuck-face is number one for me.
That is, unless you’re including the sin of making Bobby Moynihan entertaining on SNL, in which case well done sir.
07.14.11 at 3:01 pm
DeistBrawler
And to think, Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson) was once the little boy in Batman Begins.
I would like to add January Jones as Betty Draper on Man Men, and Kiele Sanchez as Callie Cargill on The Glades. I also would have added Julie Benz as Rita Bennett on Dexter…but that doesn’t really apply anymore.
I seem to hate the women of television.
07.14.11 at 3:05 pm
der Buhnee
You really the nail on the head with that list.
07.14.11 at 3:07 pm
drew
agree with the list, but you missed another jersey shore character…
and @smegga…totally agree about punching skylar. i’ve gotten caught up on breaking bad these past couple weeks and now i want to punch her more than betty draper…
07.14.11 at 3:19 pm
SnipWilson
Write-in vote for Mario Lopez. I’d punch him right in his stupid chin dimple.
07.14.11 at 3:43 pm
Lenny
We would have also accepted:
“Meredith” on Gray’s Anatomy
The entire panel on “The View”
Jeff Probst
Sharon Osbourne
Howie Mandel
Yennifa Yopez
Ryan Seacrest
The moms on Toddler Tiara
And that cunt that keeps interrupting me for those PBS pledge drives. PUT FAWLTY TOWERS BACK ON YOU BITCH!
07.14.11 at 4:01 pm
emteeheaded
Can I punch Hasselbeck in the face with my sperm?
07.14.11 at 4:23 pm
Lester Hayes Mayes
My list would have to include Kutcher, Maher and Kristen Frickin’ Stewart.
07.14.11 at 4:23 pm
BishopLuke
There’s that one dude on The Killing, Billy Campbell’s aide or something. He’s got a good facepunch coming
07.14.11 at 4:53 pm
No Heddard Stark
Is this Ufford? This is fantastic, first thing online I’ve truly wanted to get pregnant that I’ve read in months and months.
Thankfully we don’t hear about that Spencer Pratt cunt or he’d be #1 of course. Thought that Flipping Out fruit was off your radar but you got him. Palin/Bachmann are in need of a swift gunt blast as well and Mario Lopez(like Billy Bush) and any of those gossip/fashion show hosts that drool over celebs.
A+ blog Matt
07.14.11 at 4:55 pm
No Heddard Stark
Also I always thought #3 was Colin Hanks, don’t watch Mad Men but thought that pud was in the show.
07.14.11 at 5:03 pm
Homo Erectus
Very good list.
Tara from True Blood saved herself most assuredly by becoming a lesbian this season. Everything goes better with lesbians.
Berman and Olberman barely register for me, so I’d substitute many of the folks mentioned above (Tyra, Ramsey, Betty Draper and especially Chris Angel). Oh, and Billy the Exterminator. You, sir, are a walking advertisment for Ed Hardy disposable douche.
07.14.11 at 5:10 pm
PigFaceJoe
Off topic completely…but how is Weeds still on TV? God, that show hasn’t been good in a long time.
07.14.11 at 6:32 pm
pretzelman
Mia from Californication or GTFO.
07.14.11 at 7:45 pm
Dp
That Andy fruitcake off of “watch what happens live” on
Bravo. He just caters to drama. And that face. Numerous punches.
07.14.11 at 7:59 pm
Barth
Rachel Ray may have a punchable face, but in the good, donkey-punch way. And a very fuckable mouth. And behind. In all, she’s kinda cute, more so when she doesn’t talk.
07.14.11 at 8:00 pm
Barack Waka Flaka Obama
There should be a show of Anthony Bourdain fucking with Guy Fieri. It would be like Hannibal Lecter muttering to Miggs but Eric Ripert would be there with a spoon to stop Fieri from swallowing his own tongue, so the show could go on forever like Law & Order.
07.14.11 at 8:08 pm
mr sir
chuck fucking bass from gossip girl
07.14.11 at 8:56 pm
Farmer Waltz
‘The Entourage’ is like ‘Swingers’ turned up to 11. What is so appealing about it? Everytime one of my female friends says she has a thing for Turtle, I want to puke in my mouth. Everytime someone compliments its insight to how Hollywood works, I want to puke on on that person. Besides Jeremy Piven, none of these dickheads will have careers after this godforsaken sleaze storm ends.
07.14.11 at 9:48 pm
starksgotejected
What in the fuck where is Bill Maher? They should have his face on those punching clowns. He’s making that face intentionally to make you want to punch him.
Also, Rachael Ray? Maybe her voice is annoying but you’d have to be mentally ill to not want to tap that. Very thick in the britches.
07.15.11 at 7:22 am
Brutus
This list started off strong and continued to get stronger. I would put Bill Maher on my bench in case one of the others got KFO.
07.15.11 at 12:09 pm
Lenny
Joe Buck. The correct answer was Joe Buck.
07.15.11 at 2:17 pm
Moose
I’d do a stint in prison to punch Bill O’Reilly, but it would be extremely difficult for me to stop at one.
07.15.11 at 2:44 pm
Jester of the Apocalypse
Referring to Leno, the denim shirt/jeans combo (with a denim jacket) is known as a “Canadian Tuxedo”.
07.15.11 at 5:03 pm
PInkWater
Missed a big one… Glenn Beck, ugh, I hate that guy!
07.15.11 at 5:27 pm
Agent 86
Lamar Odem for marrying the wrong Kardashian.
07.15.11 at 6:56 pm
Lisa
I will gladly hold Nancy Grace down so that you can punch her in the face, but only if I get a shot at it too.
07.15.11 at 8:11 pm
Sandra
I dont even know who some of these eple are and others I completely dis-agree with. Food networks star is a cool enough guy, down-home with a twist, Ifind him fu to watch and SARAH PALIN SHOULD HAVE BEEN # 1 BUT SHE’S NOT EVEN ON THE LIST!!! THIS LIST IS TOTAL B.S.
07.15.11 at 8:30 pm
Ruby
Am I the only one who would love to punch Rob Lowe on Parks? It’s sad, because I absolutely adore every other character on that show.
07.15.11 at 10:52 pm
peggy
i’m sorry, but bethany frankel-woof, woof….WOOF
07.16.11 at 1:00 am
Charles Ranier
how about that money douchebag on CNN, Clark Howard? Mr. “Look at me, I’m folksey but fucking rich and here’s how I did it, which will never work for you because you are all lazy unpatriotic retards”
07.16.11 at 8:40 am
Jwall
Scott Disick should be #1 with a bullet. Really…a bullet.
07.16.11 at 9:00 am
John
Glenn Beck.
07.16.11 at 1:22 pm
markvacc1
A poster said Palin? Are you kidding? She’s a looker for sure.
People that need a punch in the face in no certain order….
Ryan Seacrest
That Bieber kid
Kanye West
Chris Brown
Lady Gaga
Barack Obama
Perez Hilton
Eric Holder, actually just about all Obama’s appointees
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi (See the Situation comment below)
Alec Baldwin
Steve Carell
Will Ferrell
Snooki
Mike “The Situation” is already on the list, but he should be punched in the face more than once. I think he could take 3 or 4 slots himself.
07.16.11 at 1:25 pm
markvacc1
Almost forgot……
Jane Fonda
07.16.11 at 4:00 pm
carolina_d
I don’t agree with Rachael Ray, love her, but so agree with ALL the ‘talking heads’, they are ruining America. They all need to shut up, now and forever. They also need a LOT more than a punch in the face. I’m hoping this list includes Rush et al. It’ fine to disagree with a different political party, but to make shit up and swear it’s gospel is going way too far. These people are directly responsible for over half the troubles we’re having in the US, and I mean the heads from BOTH parties! You may be right about the sportscasters, but I don’t watch them. Otherwise I seldom feel like punching ANYONE in the face, not even Bethany.I’m kinda a ‘live and let live’ person. Except for the heads. And the Jersey Shore cast…ALL of them.
07.16.11 at 6:57 pm
LastTexansFan
@markvacc1: Good call bro on all the Dem leaders needing a punch in the face. They’re the only ones to blame for how horrible everything is and how nothing is getting done at all in D.C.
*thumbs up, raspberry*
07.16.11 at 7:26 pm
100%
Teen Wolf… I wanna clobber this guy
07.16.11 at 7:31 pm
Chris
Who?
07.17.11 at 3:15 am
Marshal Givens
I wouldn’t want to punch Sean Hannity, just break his neck. Same diff.
07.17.11 at 11:28 am
jack
I couldn’t believe Casey Anthony wasn’t the first face we saw.
07.17.11 at 6:55 pm
pencilneck
Blander than that no talent jerk Adam Corolla? Impossible!
07.17.11 at 8:19 pm
"Mom, you hate everyone"
“Real Houswives”cast especially Danielle Staub,cast of “Basketball Wives,Khloe Kardashian,Amber Portwood, 16 and pregnant,the character of “Ray Barone” for playing the biggest pussy on T.V.
Billy Packer. Although I think he’s done.
Dick Enberg
You need to do a 30 for 30 like segment about the 50 worst of all time. Film it. Get that old white dude that did interviews on Chapelle’s show to do narrative. Make sure fran drescher and Hillary from fresh prince are on there, although id beat more than Hillary’s face. Like her guts, for example.
07.18.11 at 1:03 pm
drikki
WHAT ABOUT STACY FROM ‘WHAT NOT TO WEAR’??? She’s some bint.
07.18.11 at 3:33 pm
WAAGTOD
I see NOBODY from fox news? I smell a conservative( like they know what that means). I want to punch teabaggers in their retarded inbred faces!!
07.18.11 at 5:31 pm
TwitchOSX
As for the “talking heads” you can’t lump Melissa Theuriau in there though.
07.18.11 at 7:22 pm
Tom
Great list, but how did the shit-spigot with its valve broken off, AKA Cris Collinsworth, not even make the list of most punchable sportscasters?!? Chris Berman’s annoying voice sounds like sweet music compared to the bile that Collinsworth vomits all over TV. If I could punch everyone on this list once (and I would love too)… I would punch him in the face 20 times instead.
07.20.11 at 3:28 am
Douchebag McGoo
Leave Rachel Ray alone. She’s hot.
Let’t talk Keith Olberman. When I’m feeling bloated and queasy, punching seems too polite.
I’d like to plant my ass over Keith Olberman’s smug know-it-all face. Then force fart a putrid, gassy, giant, fetid, steaming unending avalanche of chunky diarrhea all over his face, and know that he has to go on the air like that.
07.20.11 at 7:13 am
Coldplague
don’t know who some of these ppl are. but God those in the list surely deserve a baseball bat in the face (or only punches allowed)?
07.20.11 at 9:05 am
Nickjaa
Kourtney is the hottest Kardashian are you freaking kidding me?? It’s Kim! Come on!
07.20.11 at 10:58 am
Richard
So basically anyone with a big fat head.
07.20.11 at 11:35 am
Aleric
Really #4, of all the bitches on that show and you want to punch the only one who didnt ride in on a broom or screech like a howler monkey? Typical Liberal response.
07.21.11 at 8:29 pm
Blissfully Unaware
Thankfully I only recognize a few people out of this entire list. Most of them are on crappy shows I wouldn’t watch if you paid me.
07.23.11 at 2:46 am
BeanoPadrino
uh… i think jon gosselin’s face is a little more punchable than kate’s.
07.24.11 at 1:19 pm
Frankie
Pete Wentz? GOD every time i see his shit eating grin I just want to give him a fucking hay maker. I would say Snookie, but its already been done.
07.24.11 at 7:35 pm
Mister J
Great List, I still feel its missing Snooki shes like “you want to punch her face like her face is a speed bag” punchable and January Jones as Betty Draper should have been on there.
07.24.11 at 10:25 pm
lil dude p
dude really stevey z? yer outta yer mind! zahns the man. hes done no wrong. even the hirrible films hes been in. leave him be hes a gracious soul that everyone should wanna hang out with.
07.25.11 at 4:55 am
Chris
lol I have always hated this guy ssoooo bad can’t stand his shows,shows that for some fucking reason have him narrate, the way he acts dresses etc Defiantly the #1 Face to puch!
GOOD PICK!
07.25.11 at 7:52 am
WTF
Why do you spell out “wigga”, but choose “the N-word” on another page? Words have no power. Intentions do.
07.25.11 at 10:34 pm
Peter Parker
Guy Fieri, Yeah, punch his hair off!
07.25.11 at 10:48 pm
Peter Parker
Oh, I want to nominate Ann Coulter, to the moon!
07.27.11 at 2:32 pm
johnny
thank you for mentioning the oh so pretentious Josh Randar
08.01.11 at 3:39 am
HardTimeJimmy
Gayy Fairy, I gots yer utter white meat right here.
08.01.11 at 3:42 am
HardTimeJimmy
Hey, why did they take down the first two pictures? Nancy Grace would have been an easy number one. Elizabeth Hasselhoff can take my rocket, but the second she opens her mouth, I open the car door and kick her obnoxious aff out!
How was this list formulated without Kathy Griffen?? I would like to omit Steve Zahn and replace him with Kathy Griffen 10x
08.22.11 at 7:41 pm
Susan
Guess Jay Leno wasn’t so wrong with Conan O’Brien’s show on the brink of being cancelled…..
08.22.11 at 8:26 pm
Leat
Elizabeth on the View, “PUNCHED” over and over she’s not to smart about anything, yeah!Supid female. I have never disliked any one the way I dislike this female.Will someone please punch her with me.
08.22.11 at 8:35 pm
rebel1
Can’t believe no one mentioned Suze Orman. Seriously??
08.22.11 at 9:45 pm
jojo
i don’t get the whole ted mosby thing, how exactly do i want to punch him in the face for?
08.22.11 at 10:09 pm
Chuck
Sean Hannity easily has the most punch-able face on tv. It’s really not even close.
08.23.11 at 12:10 am
joannie
I’d like to punch Hasselbeck over and over and over again. What an uneducated twit and that voice….Jeez, what a harpy. Poor Tim. Oh that’s right, he’s a wuss.
08.23.11 at 12:21 am
Ryan
U people r patheticwanting to punch people because u dont like them and r jealous of your success and punching women how pathetic can bitches be
08.23.11 at 3:02 am
Doc
Guy!!!? You are way off my friend, how about Bobby Flay?
08.23.11 at 12:40 pm
RK
Obviously this article writer is a liberal idiot! Dumb Article.
08.23.11 at 12:51 pm
CeeJae
Pictures 1&2 were never visible,so I guess those slots are reserved for you. And rightfully so.
08.23.11 at 3:20 pm
Groucho
Olberman doesn’t have to worry. Since he went on Al Gore’s sci-fi channel no one can find him to hit him.
08.23.11 at 3:41 pm
mark
so nancy grace is pictured, but didn’t make the list?
(she isn’t on cable news, b t w if you’re saying she’s part of CNN she isn’t, she’s on HLN)
08.23.11 at 4:50 pm
HairyMann
Didn’t someone from Jersey Shore already get punched in the face? I think it was the little fat orange whore.
08.23.11 at 6:23 pm
Jrayhol
Matt or whoever wrote this is a slobbering, gay retard.
08.23.11 at 6:49 pm
Michigan Man
I know some people would like to put a fist in the mouth of Hasselbeck . I would like to put something else in her mouth …and take it out , put it in , take it out …..what a fox !
08.23.11 at 6:54 pm
Jonboy
Punchable pricks and you leave out Piers Morgan ? Give me a break !
08.23.11 at 11:12 pm
aj
how about all of those Kardashins sluts, glen beck, rush limbaugh, howard stern, Simon, and Piers
08.23.11 at 11:41 pm
slap slappington
THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!
08.23.11 at 11:45 pm
slap slappington
WHAT ABOUT THAT SKELETOR LOOKING WENCH JULLIANNA DEPANDI….COMMENTING ABOUT PEOPLES LOOKS AND STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A ZOMBIE MATES WITH A PRAYING MANTIS……
08.24.11 at 12:02 am
slap slappington
OHHH MY GOD!!!!!! PATTY STANGER!#!:@!* WHERE TO START!!!!! I WATCHED HER FOR 5 MINUTES AND I GOT THE”CLAP!”…..SHE IS PROOF THAT WOLVERINES MATED WITH BUFFALOES!!!! HATCHET FACED, WALKING PETRI DISH OF PSYCHO DEATH GERMS!!!!! THAT “PUSS” HAS HAUNTING POWER..MAKES YOU WANT TO RUN YOUR TEETH ALONG THE CURB….SHE IS TRULY THE WHITE WOMEN’S BURDEN!!!!!
08.24.11 at 1:04 am
Sarah
Seriously if you’re going to make a list like this…have people in half of the list be people who are recognizable…you wasted half the list with people nobody cares about. Come on.
08.24.11 at 4:05 am
Artie Choke
What, no “Fox and friends”
Or better yet, just take Rupert Murdoch out back and punch him once for every whiny, lying, POS dirtbag that he has working for him, and then kick him squarely in the nuts for supplying the seed that spawned that sh*tbag son of his. This guy makes the Crypt Keeper look like mother Teresa.
08.24.11 at 6:19 am
J
YOU FORGOT ELLEN, HALF MAN HALF I DUNNO WHAT UGH FACE
08.24.11 at 7:12 am
Missy
LMAO- Thank you for this list! I totally agree with everyone on it (except a few I hadn’t heard of but I’m sure you’re right). The only one I would add is Dr. Phil… Ew.
08.24.11 at 9:15 am
al
You forgot Casey anthony
08.24.11 at 10:58 am
Hugh Jarce
In what world is it ok to publish stories about which celebrities you would like to punch in the face.
Is it any wonder we just had 7 people shot to death in Chicago in just 24 hours if this is the type of vile crap they are reading on the Internet.
08.24.11 at 12:31 pm
cimix
This list is a stupid personal opinion which you should have kept for yourself instead of looking like a complete douche-bag idiot.
08.24.11 at 1:26 pm
Blonde Ambition
Wow – someone besides me hates that phony smug Billy Bush. What a miracle!
I also want it done to Pete Wentz & Sarah Palin. And let’s just say I’m glad Rachael Ray hasn’t reproduced.
Other punchable faces:
Katy Perry
Russell Brand
Danielle Staub
Rebecca Black
Tori Spelling
Dean McDermott
The Black Eyed Peas (except for apdeap)
Kathie Lee Gifford
Hoda Kotb
08.24.11 at 3:35 pm
Bill
Any list of most punchable celebrity faces that does NOT include Spencer Pratt as a top 2 choice (let alone just on the list) loses all of it’s credibility to me. I also didn’t see Rush Limbaugh, Bill Maher or Perez Hilton on the list either. What’s up with that?
Put together a show where you can punch out any ( or preferably all ) of these three and throw in Jeff Lewis as your bonus KO and I’m all in.
08.24.11 at 4:53 pm
D. Sweet
You forgot Danielle Staub.. can’t even look at her face without getting angry, I freely admit it.
08.26.11 at 2:21 am
Hooper
What the hell is wrong with you? I love Teddy Westside!
08.30.11 at 9:07 am
Rhonda
shouldn’t Kim Kardashian’s nasty face appear in these pics? I can’t stand a b**ch who gets a reality show for being a skank. She should be #1 on this list.
I would say Joan Rivers but her face is now silly putty so it would get stuck in that pile of goat vomit so I’ll have to settle for the twice as ugly without the surgery that fucked up her momma daughter Melissa. And Oprah Winfrey must have just dodged your list but if yuor hand gets stuck in her mouth she’ll try and eat it. Honorable mention EVERY SINGLE ASSWIPE ON Glee especially ugly as fuck Corey Monteith yeah right all the girls and even the fag have a crush on him do they have glaucoma?!!
I would say tranny Wendy williams but since he’s a pre-op I’ll just knee him in the crotch and I want to punch Rita Cosby in hopes it will make her NOT talk like that anymore
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Carson Daly has a show?
If anyone needs me I’ll be trying to explain the fist-sized hole in my screen to the IT department.
Keith Olberman was the proverbial straw if anyone is wondering.
I think having his band stolen out from under him is much worse than anything you could do to Davis McAlary. And he handled it gracefully.
Pick another one from The View, leave Zahn alone.
Ah, no, dumbass, Joe The Plumber-fan from The View was a PERFECT choice. “Everybody’s “heart” a situation?” Perfect proof.
sadly, the blog Jay Leno Loves Denim and Old Cars hasn’t been updated in over a year
Hey, it’s been updated more recently than Leno’s monologue jokes. That lantern-jawed hack is probably still making jokes about Judge Ito and Jeff Gillooly.
stanger looks like jaws from moonraker
Awesome list, but I would have added Ina Garten to it. Is Guy Fieri wearing a Pandora bracelet?
@Chazz, I too almost lost it when I saw the Olbermann picture.
I don’t accept violence towards women, but after watching all of Breaking Bad to prepare for Sunday, I wish to punch Skylar in the throat.
What a bitch.
I swear Scott Disnick is modeling his life after Patrick Bateman.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Matt! I was really worried that Fieri wasn’t going to make the list. Shame on me for doubting your hatred to him was greater than mine.
Oh man, Patti Stanger. I forgot about her. If I was trapped on an elevator with her and Nancy Grace and a pistol with only one bullet, I’d pistol-whip them both to death and then shoot it up in the air in celebration.
Thank you for putting Ted Mosby on there. The other characters – well their TV shows are easy enough to avoid*, but HIMYM is actually kinda funny…until Ted sucks all the energy out.
*aside from Treme, Game of Thrones and Mad Men, in which those characters are supposed to be punchable
Davis McAlary wins most punchable fictional character. I’d rather attend an Ed Hardy fashion show with the entire cast of entourage than spend 1 minute in an elevator with Davis.
I’ll take E in the Entourage castmember I’d most like to punch poll. He somehow manages to be the blandest.
How did Nancy Botwin not make this list? Is it because she shows her tits? Maybe because Zack Morris did her doggy-style? Everything else she does is just horrible.
Here’s a fun challenge: while watching any part in any movie Timothy Olyphant portrays, close your eyes and pretend that it’s Clint Eastwood delivering the same lines.
Timmy O is the next Clint Eastwood.
The only thing on Rachel Ray that I want to punch is her chocolate star. But I guess we all have our own crosses to bear.
Can someone please tell me who #2 and #7 are (pages won’t load, for some reason)? I’ve got some leftover rage that needs a fix.
From the Greg Giraldo clip: “I guess he’s part of that new wave of low-brow dipshits that’ll make me wanna kill myself.”
God I miss that man.
@ILPHAPH, cable news talking heads and Joffrey Baratheon.
When “two and a half men” comes back on, I expect Kutcher to give Guy a run for his money.
I kept clicking while saying to myself, “Where the f*ck is Guy Fieri?!” Well played, sir.
And while I love Fieri-bashing as much as the next guy (there’s plenty of ammo there), I actually find Guy’s douche factor a tad charming. He’s obviously a complete tool, but I’d much rather punch Bobby Flay in the face. At least Guy doesn’t take himself so seriously.
Snookie.
Damn, this list is incredible…but what about Chris Angel and that stupid hat wearing “pick up” guru? Any woman who bangs the “pick up” guy needs to re-evaluate their existence.
Steve Zahn in anything. That man is Breckin Meyer on PCP.
Excellent hate sir!
I think Joffrey is so satisfying because we do get to see Tyrion lay the smack down. It’s be so much more satisfying to see Anthony Bourdain smack Guy Fieri, Jon Stewart smack everyone on cable news or Conan smack Jay Leno.
I thought Jeff Lewis was Daniel Tosh going full homo.
Does anyone else get chills just thinking about what would happen if Patty Stanger took that helmet off? Would it be a Darth Vader thing, or more like something out of The Ring?
This is the best article I’ve seen on here in a long time. Kudos! From: a very punchable commenter
Steve Zahn in anything. That man is Breckin Meyer on PCP.
Breckin Meyer just narrowly missed making this list. My grudging enjoyment of “Franklin & Bash” forced me to favor Hasselbeck and Pennington over him.
Tara from True Blood didn’t make the list? Shocking!
I understand the decision to lump the sportcasters together, but I have to relieve the building hate bubble and name names…Bob Costas. Best part is that despite the fact that I am hobbit sized, I could still easily punch him in the face.
Couldnt agree more with #1..but you forgot Wendy Williams. Easily #2.
Putting aside that Bettheny doesn’t look human, I don’t get that photo of Patti Stanger.
First of all, she looks like someone who went the discount route on becoming a M2F tranny. But aside from that, that is professionally-done promo photo with I’m sure many man-hours if not man-days worth of time expended into getting all of the lighting, makeup, photoshopping, costuming, and arrangement just right. In other words, that photo is the best they could do to make her look presentable. Holy god. What poor sap was engaged to that dude?
No Gordon Ramsay, Matt? You saving him for TV’s most stabbable faces?
I hate that HIMYM defines the concept that sitcoms are vehicles for the star to be a douche while emphasizing the talent of the supporting actors (I think Curb Your Enthusiasm may be the exception that proves the rule) in order for the loser viewers to be able to self-insert into the main role and marvel like dumbies at the insane world around them. But that’s fine: The main character (Ted, Jerry Seinfeld on his show, etc.) never gets real character growth. That is the whole point of HIMYM is that this douche doesn’t actually learn a damn thing or grow as a human being until the series finale when he meets the mother, and it’s nice to acknowledge that, but it also means having to show Ted while everyone else, even Lilly’s kindergarten students, grow as human beings and have interesting life changes and rich experiences.
God, sitcoms need to die.
No Gordon Ramsay, Matt? You saving him for TV’s most stabbable faces?
Wait, I thought he’d already been stabbed in the face? How else do you explain all those hack marks across his head?
Reading about Bethenny’s success has ruined my day. Now instead of simply not working this afternoon, I’ll be actively trying to sabotage work that’s already been done.
Can I belatedly suggest that we add Martin to the list for using the phrase “exception that proves the rule”?
This slide while good, needs to include Sandra Oh. Everytime I see a commercial of grey’s on TV, I see her “I have a yeast infection” face, and I just want to slap it.
I take it from his omission that we are assuming that Spencer Pratt is just dead at this point?
Thank you for not including the Pratts. I’m hoping they just disappear.
Stuart Scott would be the sportscaster for me. All of those “feel good” pieces he does in his stupid stupid voice drive me insane. Punch that man’s eye straight…or at least less crooked FUCK!
*walks up to stage. Taps microphone. Speaks into mic*
Tyra Banks
*drops mic. Bows. Trips off stage*
@Schmoove: Tyra, like Breckin Meyer, was one of the punchable faces on the bubble.
And for those thinking of Spencer Pratt, he is presently not on a television show and therefore ineligible. Though he certainly deserves a lifetime achievement award.
I wouldn’t settle for anything less than Eaten By Ants.
I’m sorry but Guy Fieri never was responsible for the death of a direwolf so Prince Fuck-face is number one for me.
That is, unless you’re including the sin of making Bobby Moynihan entertaining on SNL, in which case well done sir.
And to think, Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson) was once the little boy in Batman Begins.
I would like to add January Jones as Betty Draper on Man Men, and Kiele Sanchez as Callie Cargill on The Glades. I also would have added Julie Benz as Rita Bennett on Dexter…but that doesn’t really apply anymore.
I seem to hate the women of television.
You really the nail on the head with that list.
agree with the list, but you missed another jersey shore character…
you even had a post about her…
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and @smegga…totally agree about punching skylar. i’ve gotten caught up on breaking bad these past couple weeks and now i want to punch her more than betty draper…
Write-in vote for Mario Lopez. I’d punch him right in his stupid chin dimple.
We would have also accepted:
“Meredith” on Gray’s Anatomy
The entire panel on “The View”
Jeff Probst
Sharon Osbourne
Howie Mandel
Yennifa Yopez
Ryan Seacrest
The moms on Toddler Tiara
And that cunt that keeps interrupting me for those PBS pledge drives. PUT FAWLTY TOWERS BACK ON YOU BITCH!
Can I punch Hasselbeck in the face with my sperm?
My list would have to include Kutcher, Maher and Kristen Frickin’ Stewart.
There’s that one dude on The Killing, Billy Campbell’s aide or something. He’s got a good facepunch coming
Is this Ufford? This is fantastic, first thing online I’ve truly wanted to get pregnant that I’ve read in months and months.
Thankfully we don’t hear about that Spencer Pratt cunt or he’d be #1 of course. Thought that Flipping Out fruit was off your radar but you got him. Palin/Bachmann are in need of a swift gunt blast as well and Mario Lopez(like Billy Bush) and any of those gossip/fashion show hosts that drool over celebs.
A+ blog Matt
Also I always thought #3 was Colin Hanks, don’t watch Mad Men but thought that pud was in the show.
Very good list.
Tara from True Blood saved herself most assuredly by becoming a lesbian this season. Everything goes better with lesbians.
Berman and Olberman barely register for me, so I’d substitute many of the folks mentioned above (Tyra, Ramsey, Betty Draper and especially Chris Angel). Oh, and Billy the Exterminator. You, sir, are a walking advertisment for Ed Hardy disposable douche.
Off topic completely…but how is Weeds still on TV? God, that show hasn’t been good in a long time.
Mia from Californication or GTFO.
That Andy fruitcake off of “watch what happens live” on
Bravo. He just caters to drama. And that face. Numerous punches.
Rachel Ray may have a punchable face, but in the good, donkey-punch way. And a very fuckable mouth. And behind. In all, she’s kinda cute, more so when she doesn’t talk.
There should be a show of Anthony Bourdain fucking with Guy Fieri. It would be like Hannibal Lecter muttering to Miggs but Eric Ripert would be there with a spoon to stop Fieri from swallowing his own tongue, so the show could go on forever like Law & Order.
chuck fucking bass from gossip girl
‘The Entourage’ is like ‘Swingers’ turned up to 11. What is so appealing about it? Everytime one of my female friends says she has a thing for Turtle, I want to puke in my mouth. Everytime someone compliments its insight to how Hollywood works, I want to puke on on that person. Besides Jeremy Piven, none of these dickheads will have careers after this godforsaken sleaze storm ends.
What in the fuck where is Bill Maher? They should have his face on those punching clowns. He’s making that face intentionally to make you want to punch him.
Also, Rachael Ray? Maybe her voice is annoying but you’d have to be mentally ill to not want to tap that. Very thick in the britches.
This list started off strong and continued to get stronger. I would put Bill Maher on my bench in case one of the others got KFO.
Joe Buck. The correct answer was Joe Buck.
I’d do a stint in prison to punch Bill O’Reilly, but it would be extremely difficult for me to stop at one.
Referring to Leno, the denim shirt/jeans combo (with a denim jacket) is known as a “Canadian Tuxedo”.
Missed a big one… Glenn Beck, ugh, I hate that guy!
Lamar Odem for marrying the wrong Kardashian.
I will gladly hold Nancy Grace down so that you can punch her in the face, but only if I get a shot at it too.
I dont even know who some of these eple are and others I completely dis-agree with. Food networks star is a cool enough guy, down-home with a twist, Ifind him fu to watch and SARAH PALIN SHOULD HAVE BEEN # 1 BUT SHE’S NOT EVEN ON THE LIST!!! THIS LIST IS TOTAL B.S.
Am I the only one who would love to punch Rob Lowe on Parks? It’s sad, because I absolutely adore every other character on that show.
i’m sorry, but bethany frankel-woof, woof….WOOF
how about that money douchebag on CNN, Clark Howard? Mr. “Look at me, I’m folksey but fucking rich and here’s how I did it, which will never work for you because you are all lazy unpatriotic retards”
Scott Disick should be #1 with a bullet. Really…a bullet.
Glenn Beck.
A poster said Palin? Are you kidding? She’s a looker for sure.
People that need a punch in the face in no certain order….
Ryan Seacrest
That Bieber kid
Kanye West
Chris Brown
Lady Gaga
Barack Obama
Perez Hilton
Eric Holder, actually just about all Obama’s appointees
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi (See the Situation comment below)
Alec Baldwin
Steve Carell
Will Ferrell
Snooki
Mike “The Situation” is already on the list, but he should be punched in the face more than once. I think he could take 3 or 4 slots himself.
Almost forgot……
Jane Fonda
I don’t agree with Rachael Ray, love her, but so agree with ALL the ‘talking heads’, they are ruining America. They all need to shut up, now and forever. They also need a LOT more than a punch in the face. I’m hoping this list includes Rush et al. It’ fine to disagree with a different political party, but to make shit up and swear it’s gospel is going way too far. These people are directly responsible for over half the troubles we’re having in the US, and I mean the heads from BOTH parties! You may be right about the sportscasters, but I don’t watch them. Otherwise I seldom feel like punching ANYONE in the face, not even Bethany.I’m kinda a ‘live and let live’ person. Except for the heads. And the Jersey Shore cast…ALL of them.
@markvacc1: Good call bro on all the Dem leaders needing a punch in the face. They’re the only ones to blame for how horrible everything is and how nothing is getting done at all in D.C.
*thumbs up, raspberry*
Teen Wolf… I wanna clobber this guy
Who?
I wouldn’t want to punch Sean Hannity, just break his neck. Same diff.
I couldn’t believe Casey Anthony wasn’t the first face we saw.
Blander than that no talent jerk Adam Corolla? Impossible!
“Real Houswives”cast especially Danielle Staub,cast of “Basketball Wives,Khloe Kardashian,Amber Portwood, 16 and pregnant,the character of “Ray Barone” for playing the biggest pussy on T.V.
Oh crap,forgot Michael Vick
Asshole. I mean you
Billy Packer. Although I think he’s done.
Dick Enberg
You need to do a 30 for 30 like segment about the 50 worst of all time. Film it. Get that old white dude that did interviews on Chapelle’s show to do narrative. Make sure fran drescher and Hillary from fresh prince are on there, although id beat more than Hillary’s face. Like her guts, for example.
WHAT ABOUT STACY FROM ‘WHAT NOT TO WEAR’??? She’s some bint.
I see NOBODY from fox news? I smell a conservative( like they know what that means). I want to punch teabaggers in their retarded inbred faces!!
As for the “talking heads” you can’t lump Melissa Theuriau in there though.
Great list, but how did the shit-spigot with its valve broken off, AKA Cris Collinsworth, not even make the list of most punchable sportscasters?!? Chris Berman’s annoying voice sounds like sweet music compared to the bile that Collinsworth vomits all over TV. If I could punch everyone on this list once (and I would love too)… I would punch him in the face 20 times instead.
Leave Rachel Ray alone. She’s hot.
Let’t talk Keith Olberman. When I’m feeling bloated and queasy, punching seems too polite.
I’d like to plant my ass over Keith Olberman’s smug know-it-all face. Then force fart a putrid, gassy, giant, fetid, steaming unending avalanche of chunky diarrhea all over his face, and know that he has to go on the air like that.
don’t know who some of these ppl are. but God those in the list surely deserve a baseball bat in the face (or only punches allowed)?
Kourtney is the hottest Kardashian are you freaking kidding me?? It’s Kim! Come on!
So basically anyone with a big fat head.
Really #4, of all the bitches on that show and you want to punch the only one who didnt ride in on a broom or screech like a howler monkey? Typical Liberal response.
Thankfully I only recognize a few people out of this entire list. Most of them are on crappy shows I wouldn’t watch if you paid me.
uh… i think jon gosselin’s face is a little more punchable than kate’s.
Pete Wentz? GOD every time i see his shit eating grin I just want to give him a fucking hay maker. I would say Snookie, but its already been done.
Great List, I still feel its missing Snooki shes like “you want to punch her face like her face is a speed bag” punchable and January Jones as Betty Draper should have been on there.
dude really stevey z? yer outta yer mind! zahns the man. hes done no wrong. even the hirrible films hes been in. leave him be hes a gracious soul that everyone should wanna hang out with.
lol I have always hated this guy ssoooo bad can’t stand his shows,shows that for some fucking reason have him narrate, the way he acts dresses etc Defiantly the #1 Face to puch!
GOOD PICK!
Why do you spell out “wigga”, but choose “the N-word” on another page? Words have no power. Intentions do.
Guy Fieri, Yeah, punch his hair off!
Oh, I want to nominate Ann Coulter, to the moon!
thank you for mentioning the oh so pretentious Josh Randar
Gayy Fairy, I gots yer utter white meat right here.
Hey, why did they take down the first two pictures? Nancy Grace would have been an easy number one. Elizabeth Hasselhoff can take my rocket, but the second she opens her mouth, I open the car door and kick her obnoxious aff out!
Love the piece– it inspired my most recent post:
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Only 20?
How was this list formulated without Kathy Griffen?? I would like to omit Steve Zahn and replace him with Kathy Griffen 10x
Guess Jay Leno wasn’t so wrong with Conan O’Brien’s show on the brink of being cancelled…..
Elizabeth on the View, “PUNCHED” over and over she’s not to smart about anything, yeah!Supid female. I have never disliked any one the way I dislike this female.Will someone please punch her with me.
Can’t believe no one mentioned Suze Orman. Seriously??
i don’t get the whole ted mosby thing, how exactly do i want to punch him in the face for?
Sean Hannity easily has the most punch-able face on tv. It’s really not even close.
I’d like to punch Hasselbeck over and over and over again. What an uneducated twit and that voice….Jeez, what a harpy. Poor Tim. Oh that’s right, he’s a wuss.
U people r patheticwanting to punch people because u dont like them and r jealous of your success and punching women how pathetic can bitches be
Guy!!!? You are way off my friend, how about Bobby Flay?
Obviously this article writer is a liberal idiot! Dumb Article.
Pictures 1&2 were never visible,so I guess those slots are reserved for you. And rightfully so.
Olberman doesn’t have to worry. Since he went on Al Gore’s sci-fi channel no one can find him to hit him.
so nancy grace is pictured, but didn’t make the list?
(she isn’t on cable news, b t w if you’re saying she’s part of CNN she isn’t, she’s on HLN)
Didn’t someone from Jersey Shore already get punched in the face? I think it was the little fat orange whore.
Matt or whoever wrote this is a slobbering, gay retard.
I know some people would like to put a fist in the mouth of Hasselbeck . I would like to put something else in her mouth …and take it out , put it in , take it out …..what a fox !
Punchable pricks and you leave out Piers Morgan ? Give me a break !
how about all of those Kardashins sluts, glen beck, rush limbaugh, howard stern, Simon, and Piers
THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!
WHAT ABOUT THAT SKELETOR LOOKING WENCH JULLIANNA DEPANDI….COMMENTING ABOUT PEOPLES LOOKS AND STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A ZOMBIE MATES WITH A PRAYING MANTIS……
OHHH MY GOD!!!!!! PATTY STANGER!#!:@!* WHERE TO START!!!!! I WATCHED HER FOR 5 MINUTES AND I GOT THE”CLAP!”…..SHE IS PROOF THAT WOLVERINES MATED WITH BUFFALOES!!!! HATCHET FACED, WALKING PETRI DISH OF PSYCHO DEATH GERMS!!!!! THAT “PUSS” HAS HAUNTING POWER..MAKES YOU WANT TO RUN YOUR TEETH ALONG THE CURB….SHE IS TRULY THE WHITE WOMEN’S BURDEN!!!!!
Seriously if you’re going to make a list like this…have people in half of the list be people who are recognizable…you wasted half the list with people nobody cares about. Come on.
What, no “Fox and friends”
Or better yet, just take Rupert Murdoch out back and punch him once for every whiny, lying, POS dirtbag that he has working for him, and then kick him squarely in the nuts for supplying the seed that spawned that sh*tbag son of his. This guy makes the Crypt Keeper look like mother Teresa.
YOU FORGOT ELLEN, HALF MAN HALF I DUNNO WHAT UGH FACE
LMAO- Thank you for this list! I totally agree with everyone on it (except a few I hadn’t heard of but I’m sure you’re right). The only one I would add is Dr. Phil… Ew.
You forgot Casey anthony
In what world is it ok to publish stories about which celebrities you would like to punch in the face.
Is it any wonder we just had 7 people shot to death in Chicago in just 24 hours if this is the type of vile crap they are reading on the Internet.
This list is a stupid personal opinion which you should have kept for yourself instead of looking like a complete douche-bag idiot.
Wow – someone besides me hates that phony smug Billy Bush. What a miracle!
I also want it done to Pete Wentz & Sarah Palin. And let’s just say I’m glad Rachael Ray hasn’t reproduced.
Other punchable faces:
Katy Perry
Russell Brand
Danielle Staub
Rebecca Black
Tori Spelling
Dean McDermott
The Black Eyed Peas (except for apdeap)
Kathie Lee Gifford
Hoda Kotb
Any list of most punchable celebrity faces that does NOT include Spencer Pratt as a top 2 choice (let alone just on the list) loses all of it’s credibility to me. I also didn’t see Rush Limbaugh, Bill Maher or Perez Hilton on the list either. What’s up with that?
Put together a show where you can punch out any ( or preferably all ) of these three and throw in Jeff Lewis as your bonus KO and I’m all in.
You forgot Danielle Staub.. can’t even look at her face without getting angry, I freely admit it.
What the hell is wrong with you? I love Teddy Westside!
shouldn’t Kim Kardashian’s nasty face appear in these pics? I can’t stand a b**ch who gets a reality show for being a skank. She should be #1 on this list.
I would say Joan Rivers but her face is now silly putty so it would get stuck in that pile of goat vomit so I’ll have to settle for the twice as ugly without the surgery that fucked up her momma daughter Melissa. And Oprah Winfrey must have just dodged your list but if yuor hand gets stuck in her mouth she’ll try and eat it. Honorable mention EVERY SINGLE ASSWIPE ON Glee especially ugly as fuck Corey Monteith yeah right all the girls and even the fag have a crush on him do they have glaucoma?!!
I would say tranny Wendy williams but since he’s a pre-op I’ll just knee him in the crotch and I want to punch Rita Cosby in hopes it will make her NOT talk like that anymore