Happy Birthday to Me: TNT Orders Pilot About Crime-Solving Dog
09.08.11 at 12:35 pm
Mr. Wilson
At what point can we expect a cameo from Puzzle’s superstar-athlete cousin, Air Bud?
09.08.11 at 12:40 pm
La Schmoove
Barksky & Hutch?
09.08.11 at 12:41 pm
Matt
The consensus on Twitter is “Paw & Order.”
09.08.11 at 12:43 pm
thecursor
If this show became a regular series, it would be like the Warming Glow Apocalypse. There simply wouldn’t be anything left to right about on television. Matt would just convert the whole site into a Puzzle fan site.
Oh and Bloodhounds > Corgis > Golden Retrievers
09.08.11 at 12:44 pm
La Schmoove
Looks like crime better look out for
*removes sunglasses*
The long arf of the law.
A-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
*Dog howling
09.08.11 at 12:46 pm
double dewayne bowe
I thought they already produce a show about a crime solving dog. Risoli and Isles. Boosh!
/looks at Angie Harmon
/goes back into hole
09.08.11 at 12:49 pm
Paul Mooney
Remember Lassie? Lassie was smart, wasn’t he? They used to talk to Lassie like he was a person. “Hey Lassie! Hey girl, hows your mom? I love you Lassie! Call me in an hour, Lassie!” I saw one episode where Grampa drove ‘em somewhere and had a heart attack. Lassie drove him to a hospital, and made a left turn. I said GOD DAMN, Lassie. This is a smart fucking dog. Lassie got dogs killed. I had this mixed ghetto dog, and I must have hit that dog in the head with a hammer. I said, motherfucker, if Lassie can do it, you gon’ do it. I said you better talk back or Ima give you to the Vietnamese family. I bet they’ll make your ass talk, you’ll be hollering for help.
09.08.11 at 12:52 pm
La Schmoove
Also, bloodhounds are cool and all, but they’re like the saggy nutsack of the dog world. Its all about the corgis, cuzin!
09.08.11 at 12:55 pm
Danger Guerrero
Coming soon to Warming Glow, me writing 1500-word recaps of this show in character as a golden retriever!
09.08.11 at 1:15 pm
Brutus Ballsack
I have news for you La Schmoove. All nut sacks are ugly.
09.08.11 at 1:39 pm
Large
If there isn’t at least one dog named Bark Moreland, I’m going to start firebombing
09.08.11 at 1:47 pm
La Schmoove
My balls are smooth as eggs.
09.08.11 at 2:03 pm
Alcoholics Gratuitous
Criminals everywhere will no longer be able to blame farts on their dogs.
09.08.11 at 2:03 pm
Jack Burton
Another example of an executive failing to ask: “Do you really see this concept being interesting past episode one?”
09.08.11 at 2:58 pm
PhxMST3KGirl
I hope this doesn’t make me resent my Golden for not contributing financially to the family.
09.08.11 at 3:43 pm
FSJ
@Danger if that doesn’t happen… well, I’ll be sad I guess. Just please make it happen.
09.08.11 at 4:16 pm
Huey
Why don’t they just bring back “Poochinski”?
09.08.11 at 8:59 pm
Prof. Talc
Ted Turner & Hooch? That doesn’t make a ton of sense but this made me think of Turner & Hooch.
09.09.11 at 4:19 pm
porky1
I’d also watch HBO present:
“From the producers of THE PACIFIC and BAND OF BROTHERS comes the harrowing 12-part story of the world’s unsung heroes…the heroes of…DOG FORT”
09.09.11 at 4:27 pm
porky1
So is the human co-star going to be a no-nonsense single blonde who looks striking in a pants suit and wears very little makeup but not in a butch way who has a love-hate relationship with an annoying ex and a close male detective friend with whom she has sexual chemistry that she doesn’t act upon because he’s with a girl who’s obviously not right for him and also has a quirky possibly alcoholic mother/father who offers comic relief and sage advice. Oh, and of course, token sassy female friend.
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At what point can we expect a cameo from Puzzle’s superstar-athlete cousin, Air Bud?
Barksky & Hutch?
The consensus on Twitter is “Paw & Order.”
If this show became a regular series, it would be like the Warming Glow Apocalypse. There simply wouldn’t be anything left to right about on television. Matt would just convert the whole site into a Puzzle fan site.
Oh and Bloodhounds > Corgis > Golden Retrievers
Looks like crime better look out for
*removes sunglasses*
The long arf of the law.
A-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
*Dog howling
I thought they already produce a show about a crime solving dog. Risoli and Isles. Boosh!
/looks at Angie Harmon
/goes back into hole
Remember Lassie? Lassie was smart, wasn’t he? They used to talk to Lassie like he was a person. “Hey Lassie! Hey girl, hows your mom? I love you Lassie! Call me in an hour, Lassie!” I saw one episode where Grampa drove ‘em somewhere and had a heart attack. Lassie drove him to a hospital, and made a left turn. I said GOD DAMN, Lassie. This is a smart fucking dog. Lassie got dogs killed. I had this mixed ghetto dog, and I must have hit that dog in the head with a hammer. I said, motherfucker, if Lassie can do it, you gon’ do it. I said you better talk back or Ima give you to the Vietnamese family. I bet they’ll make your ass talk, you’ll be hollering for help.
Also, bloodhounds are cool and all, but they’re like the saggy nutsack of the dog world. Its all about the corgis, cuzin!
Coming soon to Warming Glow, me writing 1500-word recaps of this show in character as a golden retriever!
I have news for you La Schmoove. All nut sacks are ugly.
If there isn’t at least one dog named Bark Moreland, I’m going to start firebombing
My balls are smooth as eggs.
Criminals everywhere will no longer be able to blame farts on their dogs.
Another example of an executive failing to ask: “Do you really see this concept being interesting past episode one?”
I hope this doesn’t make me resent my Golden for not contributing financially to the family.
@Danger if that doesn’t happen… well, I’ll be sad I guess. Just please make it happen.
Why don’t they just bring back “Poochinski”?
Ted Turner & Hooch? That doesn’t make a ton of sense but this made me think of Turner & Hooch.
I’d also watch HBO present:
“From the producers of THE PACIFIC and BAND OF BROTHERS comes the harrowing 12-part story of the world’s unsung heroes…the heroes of…DOG FORT”
So is the human co-star going to be a no-nonsense single blonde who looks striking in a pants suit and wears very little makeup but not in a butch way who has a love-hate relationship with an annoying ex and a close male detective friend with whom she has sexual chemistry that she doesn’t act upon because he’s with a girl who’s obviously not right for him and also has a quirky possibly alcoholic mother/father who offers comic relief and sage advice. Oh, and of course, token sassy female friend.