Ugh, These People Again
09.22.11
There was a ton of hype early this summer around the marriage of Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden, the 51-year-old actor and then-16-year-old aspiring singer who look the same age. I’ve done my best to ignore them since then, but 
they’ve struck media whore gold: a reality show.
Roy Bank confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter that he will be producing the currently untitled show with his new company, Banca Studio. Bank was previously President of Television at Merv Griffin Entertainment. Before that he was executive producer of Mark Burnett Productions’ Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader.
Granted, there’s still no deal with a specific network to air the show, but let’s face it: this is the sort of creep show that TLC and E! and VH1 will fight to air. Although I have to admit, I’m mildly intrigued to see a 50-plus dude make out with a 17-year-old. I mean, think about it. You can’t even find that in porn. And there’s porn for everything. Believe me, I’ve looked.
(Here’s a “Good Morning America” interview from this summer that is in no way creepy. Totally normal.)
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You don’t have to say “media”
I believe the working title is Are You Smarmier Than a Tenth Grader?
If someone were to masturbate to her does that make them a pedophile?
This girl’s age is more disputed than a Dominican shortstop.
+1 Burnsy, she should divorce Creppy McBitpart there and marry Albert Pujols.
Even the 55 year old guy in my office married to a 23-year old thinks this guy is creepy.
You can find it in porn, you’ll just be entered into databases you really want no part of.
I can not recommend following her on Twitter highly enough.
If for no other reason than following her on the street is apparently “stalking.”
MattK
If someone were to masturbate to her does that make them a pedophile?
No, it makes them an ephebophile, but that’s OK, because she’s emancipated. Bring on the 16/17 yr old boobie shots!
That bitch always looks like shes doing an impression of a sexy woman. The sad part is she’s sexy, but she can’t pull off sexy. Her efforts render her unsexy. So if she wasn’t making an effort, say if she was dead, she would totally be sexy. Can you understand the underpinnings of necrophilia or am I gonna have to draw a map?
Before that he was executive producer of Mark Burnett Productions’ Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader.
Which is a natural lead-in to working on Are You Fucking a Fifth Grader?
He just looks like such a damn creeper.
It probably doesn’t help that he played a freaky serial killer who kills people, steals their livers, and then hibernates in a nest made out of bile and old newspapers.
Pedobear wants this rushed into production before she hits 18
If she looks like this when she’s 17, she’ll be a dead ringer for Joan Rivers when she’s 35. (Yeah, like this “marriage” is going to last that long.)
He does not look like a customer of hair club for men, at all.
Seriously, how do we know she is 16?
I get wanting to bang a 16-year-old with huge jugs, but I don’t know how anyone could hang out with this bitch for more than five minutes without wanting to punch her hard across the face. This Hutchison guy is impressive in his restraint.
BITCH STOP THAT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR MOUTH?
How often do you think Roy Bank uses the phrase “and that’s straight from the bank baby!” or various other puns using his name?
I know everything thinks the creepy old guy is making out like a bandit in this deal, but seriously, have you ever spent time with a fucking 16 year old? Shoot me in the face.
Wasn’t she on Toddlers & Tiaras a couple years ago?
You know.. in some countries 17 is 29 in marriage years.
In their defense.. do any of us actually have meaningful conversations with our old ladies? Of course Glee was great last night!
“Seriously, how do we know she is 16?”
Cut her open and count her rings?
4:52 ….what in the fuck
Someone needs to tell him that the only people that can pull off those scarves are Raiders fans and cancer patients.
I did acid several times when I was younger; is this some kind of flashback?
Yep, watermelon. Look at the way she walks and her odd, constantly changing facial movements. This good Christian young lady on some some shit.
And holy hell, she’s annoying as shit and he’s creepy as fuck. Maybe it’s best for them to be together. It saves the rest of the world from ending up with these freaks. I hope people go Rosanne’s Nuts on this show and ignore it into oblivion.
Somewhere an old black man is coughing up flies.