Last month, I nearly lost my mind with happiness when I heard that TNT had ordered a pilot about a crime-solving golden retriever. Now the show has cast its lead: “Battlestar Galactica” alum Tricia Helfer, whose inspirational 2007 Playboy shoot remains a revelation. Oh, and Gerald McRaney will be there too. Tits or GTFO, dude.
Scent Of The Missing centers on Susannah (Helfer), a tenacious, strong-willed K-9 Search and Rescue volunteer who works with an equally determined partner — her mischievous golden retriever, Puzzle. McRaney will play her father, Jerry. The dog has not been cast yet. [Deadline]
Listen to me, TNT. It’s not too late to have a corgi in that role. Shake things up. Cast against type. I mean, people want a black James Bond. A corgi cop is the next logical casting shakeup.
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Sometimes, when I get bored, I masturbate to Tricia Helfer.
I look and look at the corgi and still I see a doglike little british man. Such is the power of Helfer.
…so….why not retitle the show “Doggy-Style”?
Dolph Lundgren in a mesh shirt and hard-core pornography or GTFO.
Oh How I hope the dog’s full name is Puzzle McRaney
This is opposite the Heigl + female Collie show, Bitch Squad!
I wonder who will play the dog? My money is on Patricia Heaton.
Tricia Helfer and a helpful cainine…jesus, I will watch the hell out of this.
I suggest the corgi with a limp that continuously humps my 50lb dog at the dog-park for the role.