Wait, What? Is This Real?
10.25.11In what may be the most baffling political ad I’ve ever seen, Hermain Cain’s Chief of Staff Mark Block reaches out to the critical “smoke vote” with this new campaign commercial.
“I’m just a simple man. I like affordable pizza, tax breaks for the wealthy, and the cool, refreshing taste of Camel Lights. That’s why I’m voting for Herman Cain.”
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At the end of Michele Bachman’s new ad, her husband also puts something in his mouth.
Herman Cain will cut Social Security benefits by making sure people die of lung cancer before they can retire
Nothing says “united” like saying that the country needs to be taken back. The problem with the whole “take our country back” slogan is that even if Republicans gain the White House and the majority in Congress, our country is still in the hands of politicians. Cain is basically running this like a huge marketing campaign, and that’s not going to play well with independent voters.
That may be the first time in decades I’ve seen an ad where someone is smoking a cigarette and it’s not selling an anti-smoking solution.
Herman Cain 2012: U MAD??
Herman Cain 2012: STAY OFF MY LAWN
I love the “taking this country back!” from the country that voted for Obama. How dare you country??
If Cain’s next ad shows this guy drinking a beer after his campaign pitch I will be voting for Herman Cain.
Eh, needs more cowboy hats and guns.
Cain/5chan in 2012.
I would like to add to the inevitable political discussion that’s going to spring from this post by saying I want to have sex with Olivia Wilde. Thank you.
The clip is titled “now is the time for action.” Would have been awesome if they worked in “time 4 sum aksion” by Redman.
He’s got some interesting ideas, but what are his stances on Jesus and 9/11? Those are the only two issues that I base all my life decisions on.
Vote or Die of Lung Cancer
I’ve had Godfather’s pizza. Anyone who can run that shithole of a business gets my vote. What could possibly go wrong?
If Cain wins, a carton of Pall Malls will fall to $9.99.
GOP Headquarters: “Here we take the good time and trouble to hate every last Obama in the White House, and for what? So we can appoint a nominee that’s blacker than any Obama. I am depressed.”
Next week, Herman Cain unveils his official campaign song, “America, FUCK YEAH!”
The current frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination, ladies and gentlemen.
AWE. SOME.
Don’t try telling me Saturday Night Live sucks ever again, haters.
How awesome would it be for a Cain/McCain run for the president.
Big Daddy Cain: Ain’t No Halfsteppin’ in 2012
“In what may be the most baffling political ad I’ve ever seen…”
Agreed this is weird as shit, but come on, have you already forgotten about Christine O’Donnell? [www.youtube.com]
Damnit! Someone took my country! I need someone to take it back! But where, where ever can I find such a person? And can they bring me a pack of unfiltered camels?
Aeyos, that was sublime.
I need to take my country back; I left my wallet in there.