Nick Kroll Pooped His Pants
12.01.11
Last night on “Conan,” Nick Kroll (Ruxin on “The League,” and my favorite “Reno 911″ character, El Chupacabra) appeared and told a delightfully horrifying story about pooping his pants. In doing so, he acted out many of the noteworthy beats and playfully interacted with Conan’s mock disgust. It was both a true joy and something anyone who has ever had the frightening realization that they make not make it to the powder room in time can relate to. Now, I’m usually not a huge fan of poop stories (a combination of me being a stupid snob and having a very weak stomach when it comes to gross things), but something about this cracked me up. Maybe it was Kroll’s glee in telling it, maybe it was Conan’s utter contempt breaking down and turning into giggling, maybe it was the part when Kroll made the above face, or maybe, just maybe, I’m secretly 9 years old. We can’t rule any of it out.
In conclusion, two thoughts:
1) It takes a lot of guts to go on TV and tell a story about pooping your pants. Kudos.
2) Speaking of loads of crap, how bout that [insert critically panned show here]? AMIRITE OR AMIRITE YOUSE GUYS QUESTION MARK LOL.
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Speaking critically panned, am I the only person that doesn’t like New Girl and thinks Zooey Deschanel needs to stop playing the character in every film?
Bobby B shits out jewel encrusted tributes to Poop fans everywhere.
If memory serves – and when it’s in reference to poop stories it usually does – Neil Patrick Harris told a phenomenal pooping your pants story on Conan a few years back. Conan O’Brien…a man you can tell poop stories to.
I crapped my pants. That’s not a story, it just happened. Good thing I keep spare underwear at work like I’m in Kindergarten.
I might have watched Conan, had I known Kroll would be on. *Polite reminder to include late night guests in “What’s On Tonight” post*
Also indicative of Conan being the Mecca of poop stories, was an excellent Artie Lange self-shitting story many years back. I support this.
Were you talking about [critically panned show staring female "comedian" whose bit is to say polarizing things but because she's moderately attractive it's "funny"] or [critically panned show staring that one guy from that other show that was really good five years ago]?
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A guy telling a poop story? I hope DG’s typing this up didn’t interfere to much with his sipping tea with his pinky extended whilst playing polo.
Man, Matt leave and the damn blog gets all high brow.
I though it said “RICK ROLL POOPED HIS PANTS”
Lol, same here.
I pooped my pants a few years ago and my story actually made it into Drew’s Jamboroo over on Deadspin. Proudest moment of my life.
The story part, not the poop part.
Nick Kroll just isn’ t funny to me. Everything he does seems too forced.