
Whew. After much deliberation and I assume a lot of intense soul searching, NBC has decided to air a segment of “Fear Factor” taped last summer in which contestants pound down a couple of pints of donkey semen and chase it with a glass of piss.
Sources involved in the production tell us the stomach-churning stunt was shot last summer — but NBC honchos were having a tough time swallowing this one as the air date approached. We’re told the challenge involved teams of twins drinking the full glass of donkey semen — with a glass of urine thrown in for good measure. Contestants had to drain both glasses in order to move on to the next round.
Donkey spunk, people. Real-life actual dumbasses downed full glasses of equine splooge and chased it with animal wee for the chance at a modest cash prize. On television. For the viewing pleasure of millions.
*headdesk*
Slow clap, NBC. Slow f$@#ing clap. Just when you thought there was nothing left in the barrel to scrape, the fourth place network goes full-on Jackass and gets jizzy with it. The Idiocracy wins again.
(Source: TMZ)

it’s symbolic, the donkey jizz represents all NBC shows outside of Community, 30 rock, and PR.
and we are the guzzlers.
Must Semen TV.
nice Otto.
Every commercial I see for Fear Factor there is someone taking a bath in blood, having insects crawl all over them or having their head shaved bald and now we get cum and piss drinking.
Whoever thinks these stunts are good ideas for the show must have one fucked up collection of fetish porn.
Also, Fear Factor is the worst.
We’re about two years from NBC airing a Tijuana donkey show, aren’t we?
The donkey show seems more suited for TLC.
Whatever network it airs on, Sarah Jessica Parker to star or GTFO.
Funny you should mention that, as the twin ladies from Tijuana, Baja Norte won this round by a load…. This news leaked out…. prematurely.
Wow, they ran out of plotlines for “Are You There Chelsea” really fast, didn’t they?
I think the semen-chugging episode was the one she made right before getting the greenlight for the pilot.
Joe Rogan looks so into it. Strange that he’s the only thing in that picture I find unsettling.
In fairness, donkey piss is probably a welcome chaser after a tall glass of donkey jizz.
“Donkey Piss”? It’s called “Coors,” thank you very much.
Here in Colorado the PROPER name for Coors is ‘Rocky Mountain Beaver Piss.’ PLEASE do your research people!
Is this really such a step down from Whitney, though?
Sideways step?
When asked for her take on the stunt, Snookie said, “Been there. Done that.”
Wait, you can get on TV for chugging donkey spunk? I’ve been wasting my talents at local flea markets for years!
This one’s hard to stomach.
It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for production materials for Fear Factor.
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
This post has got me craving donkey semen so bad the I would literally suck a donkey’s dick for some.
wait, who’s afraid of chugging donkey semen?
Although, “equine splooge” is correct, you missed a golden opportunity to use “asinine splooge”.
When did Joe Rogan get more tattoos than your average Sevendust fan?
You never go full donkey semen.
Those competitors have something that most average Joes lack. They got spunk.
In their stomachs.
Wait. Aren’t those the competitors from “Dodgeball”?