Lindsay Lohan — who has hosted “Saturday Night Live” thrice, but not since 2006, and certainly not since she became the coke-addicted trainwreck she is now — is set to host the show again on March 3rd. Why? It’s hard to say: She has nothing to support (except a drug habit) and hasn’t had a hit movie basically since Mean Girls in 2004.
While Lohan claims that she approached Lorne Michaels about using “SNL” to rehabilitate her career — which is no doubt true — I seriously doubt that Michaels is doing this as some sort of favor because he’s feeling “fatherly.” He doesn’t care how Lohan wants to reposition her image. Michaels is a smart man, and he knows that good show or bad, Lindsay Lohan will bring ratings. People will watch. A live show with pop-culture’s biggest screw up? That’s an irresistible allure. It could be the first ever instance in which a host walks out during a live taping. Or better still, the first in which a host is fired halfway through a show.
Even if the show goes off without a hitch, the last 8 years of Lohan’s life should provide plenty of material.
(Source: TMZ)
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Lindsey is a part of the funniest SNL sketch I’ve ever seen.
Did Horatio keep wiping tears of laughter away….or was he sad that they forgot the butter syrup on his prop food?
This sketch is the classic broken sketch, but it annoys me so hard how poorly Lohan is trying to fake like she’s in on it. She might as well yell, “LOL!” while slapping her knee.
Sketch idea: She plays the washed up child actress that stands outside the 7-11 and buys cigarettes, beer and meth for all of the current child actresses.
Monologue idea: Tina Fey walks in during the monologue and is all “So what have you been up to since we did Mean Girls together?” and Lindsay is like “Oh, ya know. Stuff,” and Tina is all “I’ve won a ton of Emmys and written a best-selling book” and then Lindsay goes “I was in jail.” LOLS ALL AROUND.
And Amanda Seyfreid shows up and she’s like, “I’m a leading lady now and I lezzed up Julianne Moore” and then Lacey Chabert is like, “Look, I don’t do crap anymore but I can still get a job if I want one without showing my tits.”
And Lizzy Kaplan shows up and is like “I wasn’t even pretty in the movie and I’ve been on a bunch of popular cable shows,” and Amy Poehler shows up and goes “I’m starring in Parks & Rec” and Rachel McAdams shows up and is all “I’ve been in a ton of movies, too.”
Holy shit, that movie had a lot of people in it.
Even Tim Meadows shows up and he’s like, “This show still has free catering, right?”
Meaningless comment to make sure every post but Danger’s today have lots of love
BASTARD.
You don’t hear Burnsy complaining and NOBODY comments on his stuff
And yes, somebody took their surly pills this morning.
I think I had negative comments today.
Well, the comments on my posts are always negative, but I didn’t even get those.
Only because Burnsy is wasted over @ WithLeather, wrasslin fans have no sense of humor.
I think you mean, for no raisin. Just because that makes more sense than her hosting
The big brain am winning again!
Damn, she was pretty hot when she was still a redhead and not a coked-out-of-her-mind has-been whore. Ahh, the good ol’ days….
I have a feeling that the writers already have a show written that mercilessly rips Lohan’s life in the tabloids. It’s about stealing things, blowing dudes and leaving a decent looking corpse. Odds are Lohan doesn’t know this, but agreed to do the show because the dude she blew yesterday didn’t have anything worth stealing and she needs the money.
She’ll get to her first meeting and then quit out of pride. I’ll probably respect her more if she gives into the self-parody and acts like a 45 year old Vegas hooker the entire show.
As much as we’d like to see them just destroy her, when was the last time they were out of their way discourteous to a host? Sarah Palin?
Jack White as musical guest will make this the greatest show in years, regardless of her performance. He should play Bone Broke in honor of her financial situation.
Her cleavage was great in the Harry Potter sketch.
I’d write a LL as Drew Barrymore sketch. With huge pokies. And hairy pits.
Chances are, SNL is gonna have another Louise Lasser-style train wreck on their hands.
Lindsay Lohan in mean girls is more than enough for me, thank you.
Title should have just been TITS. Because I really didn’t notice anything else.
I refuse to watch this. It’ll only encourage them to allow other shitty hosts with nothing going on in their lives as a “favor.” I sure hope Michaels loved the anal, cause fuck Lohan. What a waste of a hosting gig
As long as there are plenty of moments like this we will be fine: [www.lindsay-lohan.net]