This video has been making the rounds today, and why SHOULDN’T it? It’s an eight-year-old Brazilian girl singing and gyrating to Lady Gaga’s sex anthem “Bad Romance” on the talent show “Qual é o seu Talento?”.  I mean, if I’ve learned anything about the Internet, it’s that stories about Brazilian girls get lots of traffic.

Reached for comment about American broadcast rights, TLC said, “No thanks, that broad is way too old.”

8-year-olds