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Google “entourage douchebag” and a link from Warming Glow appears third on the search list. That is unacceptable: this should be the foremost website for pointing out the douchebaggery on TV’s douchiest show, “Entourage,” which premieres for its eighth and final season this Sunday on HBO.

With that in mind, and with the wonderful thought of the show finally being off the air after seven years and approximately five clever jokes, here are the 10 biggest douchebag moments from “Entourage.”

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I spend a disproportionate amount of time making fun of “Entourage” and expressing wonder at how anyone can root for the tiny, selfish men the show revolves around, but I will credit the show for this: after seven years of Vincent Chase’s life being a non-stop parade of almost-bummers that turn out TOTALLY AWESOME, last year’s season finale ended with Vince addicted to cocaine and actually going to jail. To my knowledge, it’s the first time any character has suffered any kind of real-life consequences on the show.

Now we’ve got the Season 8 trailer, and don’t worry — Vince isn’t going to backslide into drug use like EVERY OTHER CELEBRITY WHO GOES TO REHAB. The final season is all about BEING AWESOME. Please, just skip the trailer and follow along as I walk you the predictable arc of the trailer, which plays out the same way every single episode of “Entourage” ever does.

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Get out your wanking motions, everybody: “Entourage” “star” Adrian Grenier will appear on an episode of “90210″ next season with his band The Honey Brothers.

The Entourage star pops up on the CW drama in a musical context. His real-life “new wave folk” band, The Honey Brothers (in which he plays drums), performs at an over-the-top 18th birthday party for Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord), who tosses a flirtatious quip in Grenier’s direction. [EW]

Oh man, this is going to be just like that time Rooney was on “The O.C.”! Except, you know, with a worse band on a worse show watched by fewer people.

As an aside, “The O.C.” makes me think of the show’s theme song, “California” by Phantom Planet, who originally had Jason Schwartzman as a drummer before he quit to focus on acting. And as much as I don’t like Schwartzman, he’s infinitely better than Grenier. At acting. At drumming. At being furry.

Previously: Adrian Grenier Plays the Recorder

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Entourage math: douche + fart = queef

There’s a new trailer for “Entourage” below, and it shows basically all the same crap as the music video trailer from last week — there’s just a little less of the farce that is Adrian Grenier pretending to be an actor pretending to be an action star. To make up for that, there’s a special behind-the-scenes look (also below) of the supposed “drama” surrounding Vincent Chase’s big flaming-car stunt. There’s a big to-do about how Vince (Grenier) has to do his own stunt in the movie, but no one seems to say anything about Grenier doing his own stunts for “Entourage.” And I don’t think I need to connect the dots for you here, but in case you’re wondering, it’s because Adrian Grenier is a frail little pussy who bleeds if it’s too windy outside. One of my biggest goals in life is to push him down a flight of stairs and make him cry.

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The seventh season of “Entourage” debuts later this month, and there’s a new trailer that’s even more laughably ridiculous than what I’ve come to expect. The so-called “drama” previewed in the clip below involves big-time Hollywood star Vincent Chase — wait for it — having to do his own stunt in an action movie! Oh no! Rally the entourage and rush to the set before he drives a car in a controlled environment under the guidance of experienced professionals!

I also got a good laugh from the shot that I pulled the banner image from. Yes, we are to believe that Adrian Grenier could be an action star. With these arms. And these chicken legs. Because frail hipsters who play the recorder are exactly the kind of people I expect to wield a tricked-out M4 with a shotgun as their second option. The only second option Adrian Grenier has in a dangerous situation is crapping his pants after he’s already wet them.

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