Even though it features Audrina Patridge in a bikini, I couldn’t sit through the entire 30-second that Audrina did for Carl’s Jr (aka Hardee’s in some parts of the country).  She may be nice to look at, but she’s got all the personality of a used muffler.

By the way, that combination of good looks and vapid personality has kept her onboard not just with “The Hills,” but also on a new MTV reality show about her life.  Awesome.  I can’t wait to learn more about the fascinating Audrina Patridge.  “Today, my driver took me and one of my friends somewhere, and we ate salads.  I listened and chewed at the same time.  It was hard!”

Big-time star Audrina Patridge took time out of her busy schedule yesterday to break out her finest strapless catsuit and unveil her new PETA billboard in Los Angeles.  And for a second I thought that it was the first PETA ad that I didn’t find in some way objectionable.  Usually they’re all, “I’d rather watch my parents die than wear fur,” but this one is just promoting the adoption of pets from animal shelters.  And I’m cool with that.  Or at least I was until I caught the words at the bottom:

BUYING ANIMALS
MEANS KILLING ANIMALS

Why’s it always gotta be about killing with those people?  So preachy.  Don’t wear fur, don’t eat meat, don’t bet $10,000 on illegal dog fights, don’t taser cats for fun, don’t throw chihuahuas like footballs, don’t shoot pigeons with paintballs, don’t go hunting at the zoo, blah blah blah.  It’s like, gosh!  Leave me alone.  It’s called an elephant gun for a reason, you know.

Following the news that Lauren Conrad will not return for another season of MTV’s “The Hills,” co-star and semi-friend Audrina Patridge has likewise flown the coop, signing with Mark Burnett (“Survivor”) to star in her own reality show.  Yay.

Burnett’s proposed new series will follow Patridge’s personal and professional life. The show will be pitched to networks starting next week.

“We are truly pleased to have the chance to work with Audrina,” Burnett said. “She has already proved her star quality, and we can’t wait to show her fans worldwide the next stage of her life and career.”

Wow, I can’t wait to get the inside scoop on Audrina’s professional life.  She’s such a fascinating businesswoman.  Like, some days, she only gets photographed by the paparazzi, but on other days, she gets photographed by paparazzi on her way to a professional photo shoot.  How does she do it?

(Does anyone else think her face looks like a chipmunk’s?  It’s like those Looney Toons where Bugs Bunny dressed up as a woman.  Like, I know the face looks like an animal, but I still can’t help but think that the hair and body are really sexy.)