Remember the “Bacon is good for me!” kid from “Wife Swap”? Of course you do, there hasn’t been someone so annoying about being correct since that cop said my alcohol is why I ran a red light and hit a pedestrian. And now it’s been remixed into a fun little song with cool accompanying images. And get this: NO AUTO-TUNE! It’s the Internet remix surprise of the year. Although now that I mention it… I kinda wanna see what Auto-Tune the News can do with this.

[Buzzfeed]

So, here’s the clip from “Wife Swap” that’s surging all over the Internet: a tubby little jackass gets pissed off that his health-conscious replacement mom throws away his bacon. And while the kid has a point — you do NOT throw away bacon! — he’s a fat whiny chump with a stupid haircut, and the mom is a sexy lady with a big rack. Winner: the hot mom. I’d let her throw away my bacon as long as she… ya know… take your pick of meat innuendos: pork sword, roast beef curtains, sausage, tube steak, furburger, etc. And don’t forget hair pie for dessert.

[Buzzfeed]