CATFIGHT!

Kelly Killoren Bensimon, the unmarried “housewife” who was added to this season’s cast of “The Real Housewives of New York City,” has continued her assault on castmate Bethenny Frankel, who is also unmarried, in case you were wondering if the name of the show is in any way accurate.

Bensimon, who last month was arrested for assaulting her boyfriend, opened up to Harper’s Bazaar, where she smoothed over some of her perceived rough edges.  Nah just kidding.  She was a total bitch.

On her response to costar, Bethenny Frankel calling her “inauthentic”:
“Is Bethenny a socialite? No. Will she ever sit next to Lauren duPont? No. Is she best friends with Aerin Lauder? No. Am I? No. Do I care? No. Does she? Oh, absolutely. She’s not authentic. All she does is sit there and cry all the time. I’m like, you’re crying about guys? And shut up. Honestly, if being inauthentic means graduating from Columbia University, writing three books, starting two magazines, bearing two children, being the ambassador for wool, running a marathon for charity — if that’s inauthentic? Tell me what authentic is.”

On why she agreed to “Real Housewives of New York”:
“I wanted to put my name up there. I was like, it’s not enough for New York to know me. I wanted the rest of America to know me. I have a great life. I have a lot of fun.”

Wow, what an amazing person.  And to think I wouldn’t have known how great she is if she hadn’t told me.  That was so nice of her.  We should really do something for her in return.  Like bury her in wet cement and drop her into the East River.

[via LIVE]