A chimpanzee in overalls fondles a statue’s penis, then goes to the bakery to pick up a cake, but the pack of bulldogs he’s walking turn on him and chase him down the road before a bird of prey steals the chimpanzee’s cake. Or, as it’s called in Japan, “Tuesday.”

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Sci Fi Wire compiled a gallery of 17 cakes inspired by science fiction, and naturally five of them are related to “Battlestar Galactica.” That’s as many as Star Wars had, and more than “Star Trek” garnered. I’m telling you, BSG fans are freakin’ scary. They’re like Trekkies with an interest in politics. Politics, and decorative cake-making. You just don’t get that kind of crossover in sci fi fans usually. You should see them during Mardi Gras. The trinket in the king cake is a 12-sided die.