Ernie Anastos anchors the local Fox news in New York City, but he may be looking for work in Jefferson City or Des Moines after giving some questionable advice on fornicating with barnyard animals, then following that up by ogling women in workout clothes in a preview segment. And as you’ll surely notice in the video, the best part is the mortified look on co-anchor Dari Alexander’s face before she forces it back to a newsy smile:

I’d really like “Keep f-cking that chicken” to enter the language as a common expression, like “it is what it is” or “what’re ya gonna do?” The next time someone tells me about how they’re struggling with something, I’m definitely going to tell them to keep f-cking the chicken. Then I’ll send them these pictures for motivation.